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The pipe bomb suspect’s only regret
The News You Missed 11-2-2018 …Trump to swap clauses in the 14th Amendment …The pipe bomb suspect’s only regret …Target […]
The Sex Robot Resort set to open (yeah, that’s normal)
Stupid News …He Drops his Mother off at night to Panhandle …She makes 150 Grand a year selling dirty socks […]
What’s on Craigslist? …Fantasy Maid Service Requested
What’s on Craigslist 10-31-2018 …Fantasy Maid Service Requested …I want to spend the weekend with an Amish Family …I need […]
The Electric Chair might not work correctly
Stupid News 10-31-2018 6am …The Electric Chair might not work correctly …She choked him out …Please Stop attaching googly eyes […]
Suck it! Oprah!
Stupid News 10-31-2018 8am … One book at a time …The Beggar is outed as a Wealthy Woman …Suck it! […]
It was raining Dildos in Buffalo
Sports 10-31-2018 …A Great Day for the Redskins … Engelbert Humperdinck makes an appearance in sports …it was raining Dildos […]
The Monster Rash
A Very Special Halloween Reach Around
She quit being a Nun and became a Porn Star
Stupid News 10-31-2018 6am …Scientist charged with attempted murder in Antarctica …She is marrying a ghost …The Chainsaw Wielding Nut […]
Call of the Day: She was sent home from school for what?
Call of the Day: She was sent home from school for what?