What do you mean “New Mexico” is a state?

Stupid News 12-4-2018 8am …What do you mean “New Mexico” is a state? …Sex for a Burger …Whipping out the Tuber in the Uber …He was going 138 mph to get home before his curfew …Pair of Beavers stroll into a convenience store …Hey if were are going to get this plane off the ground we will need a few bucks from every passenger