I have to have a different title everyday, and the date doesn’t cut it according to the higher-ups. So you’re going to be seeing a lot of non sequitirs in that title line.
The dominant topic today was This Video. Yes, wearing a stupid Clay Matthews jersey instead of Aaron Rodgers cost the Packers a playoff victory. Also, sparkly fingernails. The Packers hate that and everyone knows it. Here’s how you were responsible for your team losing…
620: Jonathan Friedman has a commercial in the Crash the Superbowl contest from Dorito’s, and I’m positive he’s going to win.
630: Sports! Sharx Goalie wins a major award! Mark Duper has tumor removed, Tony and the Tiger, and a fact about snow you won’t believe.
645: Stupid News – 5 Year old on Stabbing Spree, Gay Street Gang changes their Colors so they match, Bed Bath & Beyond radioactive tissue boxes.
820: Cell phone prank. One listener’s wife is constantly losing her cell phones, so one way to shake her of that habit? Accuse her of horrible crimes.
845: Stupid News – Colombian Drug Dealers pushing cattle, Topless Chick @ Apple Store, and Guy Found Dead in Movie Theater Bathroom
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