Tony, please, Shhhhh

Today was a big sports day. Tiger Woods won a tournament for the first time since 2009. The NCAA’s Final Four has been decided! Tim Tebow will be introduced as a Jet today, but some sports guys just don’t know how to focus. 830 sports, listen. Cry laughing like we did.

Some classic bits got re-aired today, in the wake of Tiger’s success a song or two may have come back. We got the official list of rejected Dwarf names from Snow White. And with The Hunger Games in theaters, we went a long way to fit this phone call with Kim Jong Il into the show…all for one line too.

645 – Stupid News – Men Only, Naked Yoga Class…Armored Truck Leaks Money…Parachute from 55th Floor to Skip out on Bar Tab

720 – Ask Shelley – History of Dingleberry? Mechanically Separated Chicken? World Record Holder for World Records?

845 – Stupid News – Cheese Knife BEHEADING…Butt Dial 911 during Robbery…Borat Anthem played at Medal Ceremony

-Eric