You know, like the golf ball? Whatever. Today, was owned by Christopher Titus. He is in town until Saturday, and you best gets you some tickets.
Today’s highlights:
620 – Assistant Public Service Director Cliff Andrews voice allegedly appears in some morning show attack ads. Robo calls? Cliff? Yes, it appears it is so.
645 – Stupid News – $35,000 Ring Stolen from Sam’s Club, Low-speed police chase using a walker, Tampon Bombs.
720 – Jack Vale, Inventor of The Pooter. A small black tube that makes a fart noise that will get you punched in the head like here.
830 – Christopher Titus, in town at the Funny Bone as mentioned earlier, almost got a show about handicapped cops, or handicops as they should have been known.
835 – Sports – Rod tries, Titus interrupts. Just listen, it’s a great use of your time.
905 – Titus owned the 9 o’clock newscast. Owned it!
Today was a clinic. Tomorrow, we’ll struggle to say our own names correctly.
-E