Stupid News 3-5-2019 6am …Trying to smuggle 1,529 exotic turtles …The Bank Robber Chickened-Out …He was throwing Molotov cocktails at his own car …He was wearing a thong, hot pink socks and cycling backwards on 1-95 …The Bridesmaid who forgot her dress …That’s no vase! It’s a Fleshlight!