She got naked and rubbed up against the sacred rock

Stupid News 3-14-2018 6am …A College Student who dropped out 2 years ago is refusing to leave her dorm …Elderly Woman destroys a Fortune Teller’s Crystal Ball …The Great Restaurant App War of Chicago …She got naked and rubbed up against the sacred rock …He was accused of stealing some instant oatmeal and 2 boxes of condoms …A psychiatrist claims he can cure homosexuality by doing what???