She accidentally checked the box; Are you a Terrorist?

Stupid News 10-1-2018 6am …Gender Reveal Part ends with an out of control fire …Grandma open her blinds and standing there was a naked man …Mountain Goats love the strong scent of human Urine …The Drunken Maid of Honor had to be taken into custody …”Can I get the reward if I turn myself in?” …She accidently checked the box next to the question; Are you a Terrorist?