Stupid News …Quick! I don’t want to go prison son. Blow my legs off! …it’s not food poison it’s a baby …It wasn’t food poison it was a baby …A Senior Citizen Uber Driver gets directed to drive down the stairs …Never let your brother-in-law take receipt of your new Ferrari …His hometown does smell like rancid dog food and he is allowed to say it …a 31 year old wife attacked her husband for being a gigolo for a 75 year old lady