Stupid News …A man tried to rob a store by brandishing a pair of nose clippers …In an effort to make the fish look fresher they did what??? …Pole Dancers at the Nursery School not a good look …Truckload of AXE Body Spray Explodes …Robbers break into a shoe store and steal several right footed sneakers …Man slowly makes his way to the hospital with a giant sex toy up his butt