M seeking F who took a dump in the parking lot

What’s on Craigslist 10-29-2015 …Guy Fieri impersonator wanted in Williamsburg …The Worst Ground Maintenance Company in Hampton …Guinea Pig Sitter Wanted …Looking for a Non-Homophobic Photog …The Girl who took a dump in the parking lot of the Art Institute …M looking for F to carry his Casket