He would like to legally change his age (yes, age)

Stupid News … He would like to legally change his age so he can score with younger women …The baby is doing well, by the Va-jay-jay was totaled …He claimed he could “cure” you have your homosexuality …90 year old woman arrested for making hundreds of foul mouth calls to 911 …Airline Passengers revolt over 4,000 pounds of smelly fruit ….Oops! Sorry kids that was the porn video I was watching last night