Stupid News 2-28-2019 6am …He broke into the store but only took milk and honey buns …She refused to pull over because she wanted a cheeseburger …He dipped his testicles in the salsa and now he’s in jail …He racked up over a Grand in speeding tickets in about 10 minutes …His underwear got caught on a fence and he was left dangling …The World’s Oldest Graffiti