Stupid News …China Restaurant is out of business after all you can eat promotion …Alligator loose inside a Wawa …Potential statutory rapist arrested with a personal lubricant, a sprite and some chicken Alfredo …Man takes a stab at himself and dies …Firefighters suspended for allegedly shooting porn videos at the firehouse …Man tries to sell a $15,000 Rolex on Craigslist and it didn’t end well