So this made the news earlier, and it made all of your ears bleed so it didn’t get played again. Well now the dead kittycopter gets a theme song. The chorus is the reason you wanna stick around.
Someone took an incredible amount of time and effort to link up a bunch of President Obama’s speeches to make him sing a terrible, vapid, girl pop song. Why? Because it’s clear that nobody’s actually working.
And last week we resurrected this gem, only to kill the guy with it. Oh relax, you didn’t know him. The trolololololo man died after suffering a stroke.
We talked to Joe Marrero today, who is going on an expedition to the Congo and needs funds to make it happen. We can do this, you guys! There’s a dinosaur in there that needs to be exposed!! Seriously, a documentary to document this trip needs to happen. Help the guy out! The deadline is tomorrow!
-Eric