Stupid News 3-19-2020 …She tested positive for COVID-19 and then ran out of the hospital …Drunken Stripper arrested for D.U.I. whips out the tatties …There are people willing to watch the movie cats provided they can see the cats butthole …Crematorium busted for selling human parts …He was so drunk he didn’t remember stealing a couple of TVs …Woman claims God gave deceased councilman a massive heart attack because he voted for light rail