Bob Ross and his Pocket Squirrels

Today’s Idiots on the Internet featured a head-on collision LIVE on ACTION news. But it STARRED painting guy Bob Ross giving you some sexy sexy tips.

645 – Stupid News – Guy gets a speeding ticket, shows up at Cop’s house to talk “Man to Man”…Fake Denny’s GM walks in, makes food, eats it…Craigslist trolling of Ex girlfriend

720 – The News You Missed – Blues Night at the White House, white powder scare, and Bobby Brown keeps leaving funerals early.

830 – Sports – Daytona 500 this weekend, Warren Moon’s ex-wife likes cowgirl moves, and owner of Nets raps.

845 – Stupid News – A suspicious potato…Cop caught stealing other cop lunches…Parents find out their daughter is pregnant in the worst way possible

930 – Pablo Francisco – Rumble describes him as the only person who makes more noise than himself. And he’s right.

LUAU LINEUP ANNOUNCED MONDAY! 7am! Be there!

-Eric