Handcuffs are great for sexy time UNLESS you lose the key
Stupid News 9-21-2020 6am …That’s not a headache, that’s a snake …An electric fence to deter sign thieves …Handcuffs are […]
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I wasn’t being creepy! I was just refreshing my face with that butt
Stupid News 9-18-2020 8am …George’s bondage collar …The most “Florida” sign ever in Florida …I wasn’t being creepy! I was […]
Don’t wash your hands at the slurpee machine sir
Stupid News 9-18-2020 6am …Don’t wash your hands at the slurpee machine sir …The flight to nowhere sold out in […]
Server gets a CAR as a tip
Stupid News 9-17-2020 8am …Watch what you let be inserted in your newspaper …A server gets a CAR as a […]
Stan the T-Rex is for sale!
Stupid News 9-17-2020 …One angry Scotsman …Stan the T-Rex is for sale! …Maybe double check the ad before you post […]
He didn’t know he stole the DAD’S thong
Stupid News 9-16-2020 …A sexist mop ad …Bear wakes him up from his nap …He didn’t know he stole the […]
A lady sumo wrestler, a mortician, and James Bond….
Stupid News 9-16-2020 6am …A lady sumo wrestler, a mortician, and James Bond …Fleeing criminal leaves behind winning lottery ticket […]
Mom left the kids so she could be a famous rapper
Stupid News 9-15-2020 8am …Please don’t use this chopping board as a chopping board …Mom left the kids to pursue […]
Who poops in a dishwasher?!
Stupid News 9-15-2020 6am …Who poops in a dishwasher?! …A very unlikely candidate won the republican nomination for sheriff …I’m […]
When the security guard pulls over a real cop
Stupid News 9-14-2020 8am …When the security guard pulls over a real cop …It’s not creepy! I do it all […]
You’re not supposed to swallow the swab
Stupid News 9-14-2020 6am …Louis Vuitton made an actual face shield …You’re not supposed to swallow the swab …Don’t cut […]
Snake attack on the toilet!
Stupid News 9-11-2020 8am …Missing guy shows up to press conference about him missing …I say, is that a willy […]