Keep Your Mouth Shut and Everyone Wins
Stupid News 3-23-2026 8am …Complete Nutjob in Texas throws a Bucket of Human Bones over the Fence at the FBI […]
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She’s got Great Chompers
Stupid News 3-23-2026 6am …Her Murder Conviction Appeal was written by AI …He was only going 100mph because he was […]
BOLO for Cherry Picker Operator who Steals Coconuts
Stupid News Extra 3-23-2026 …BOLO for Cherry Picker Operator who Steals Coconuts
Traces of Poop Long Ago
Stupid News 3-20-2026 8am …Would you give up driving for 5 years for $30K? …Leave Moon Dang alone! …Traces of […]
Robbing Banks just doesn’t pay these days
Stupid News 3-20-2026 6am …He went into Pinecone Liquors with his Pinecone Out …A Live Possum was hiding out among […]
Naked Man runs through a Traffic Accident
Stupid News Extra 3-20-2026 …Naked Man runs through a Traffic Accident
The Incumbent, Mayor Hittler hopes to be re-elected
Stupid News 3-19-2026 8am …He broke $250K worth of Glass Sculptures …The Incumbent, Mayor Hittler hopes to be re-elected …It’s […]
The US Government just secured the domain “aliens.gov”
Stupid News 3-19-2026 6am …The US Government just secured the domain “aliens.gov” …Turns she had a lot of drugs, and […]
Another Dumbass Playing Police Officer is Arrested
Stupid News Extra 3-19-2026 …Another Dumbass Playing Police Officer is Arrested
Thankfully, First Cousins can still get married in Florida
Stupid News 3-18-2026 8am …You will not believe what he was arrested for …He tried to pay the Judge with […]
He Didn’t Try to Escape; He was Just Having Sex in the Porta-John
Stupid News 3-18-2026 6am …He Didn’t Try to Escape; He was Just Having Sex in the Porta-John …The Claw Machine […]
He’s an Ant Smuggler
Stupid News Extra 3-18-2026 …He’s an Ant Smuggler