The Cow Gallstone Market is Exploding
Stupid News 3-17-2026 6am …The Cow Gallstone Market is Exploding …It’s only a crime if someone seeing you do it […]
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60-foot-long iron bridge was reported stolen
Stupid News Extra 3-17-2026 …60-foot-long iron bridge was reported stolen
The Penis stays on the Bear!
Stupid News 3-16-2026 8am …Update on the Naked Burglar …The Penis stays on the Bear! …He really needs a course […]
He refuses to be turned Gay by those Airport Scanners!
Stupid News 3-16-2026 6am …He shot up the place because the Karaoke Machine was broken …He refuses to be turned […]
Who’s Siamese Spitting Cobra is this?
Stupid News Extra 3-16-2026 …Who’s Siamese Spitting Cobra is this?
Why not just advertise we offer “Happy Endings”?
Stupid News 3-13-2026 6am …The Badger on the Shelf …She set a New World Record for counting out loud …Why […]
Please don’t take a dump on the Subway
Stupid News Extra 3-13-2026 …Please don’t take a dump on the Subway
He is a Little Long in the Testicles
Stupid News 3-12-2026 8am …Like Most Bigots, Her Boss was also a Moron …They tried to use a Fake Crow […]
How did he get a Full Size Thermus up there?
Stupid News 3-12-2026 6am …How did he get a Full Size Thermus up there? …Priest Arrested for Shoplifting Baseball Cards […]
He was Selling Fake Airplane Parts
Stupid News Extra 3-12-2026 …He was Selling Fake Airplane Parts
He was arrested for Lap Dancing Theft
Stupid News 3-11-2026 8am …He was arrested for Lap Dancing Theft …The guy in Item 2 is an Idiot …We […]
Just how Stoned were they?
Welcome to the Internet 3-11-2026 …When your Brain is Glitchy …We are going to Hell in a Handbasket …Just how […]