Sexual opportunities are coming, but we will have to wait
News with Shelley 1-6-2021 …When the Mayor calls you shorty …Squirrel attack follow up …President Trump warned there will be […]
News with Sean Hood
Inflatable Christmas Tree Costume turned into a COVID Super Spreader
News with Shelley 1-5-2021 …What year will be worse than 2020? …He wore an Inflatable Christmas Tree Costume turned into […]
What did Americans get stuck inside themselves in 2020?
News with Shelley 1-4-2021 …What did Americans get stuck inside themselves in 2020? …The Anti-Hippie Law has been repealed
When will you be able to buy pot around here?
News with Shelley 12-23-2020 …A local dog is honored …When will you be able to buy pot around here? …Trump […]
Those Darn Pythons
News with Shelley 12-22-2020 …Stimulus Package Approved …Biden gets the vaccine live on TV …Those Darn Pythons …Don’t moon the […]
She didn’t pass out because of the vaccine
News with Shelley 12-21-2020 …How about a Spam Burger? She didn’t pass out because of the vaccine
One of the worst TV News Teases Ever
News with Shelley 12-18-2020 …Muppet Family Christmas has been ruined …The Drama at the Post Office was much ado about […]
The Great PS5 Fight
News with Shelley 12-17-2020 …Christopher Walken would like to borrow your phone …The Great PS5 Fight
Tom Cruise loses it on set
News with Shelley 12-16-2020 …Big Old Nor’easter headed our way …The first person from the 757 has been vaccinated …Tom […]
Pornhub deleted half it’s library
News with Shelley 12-15-2020 …If you love him they say you will donate …Pornhub deleted half it’s library …the first […]
The COVID-19 Vaccine Train is Rolling
News with Shelley 12-14-2020 …The COVID-19 Vaccine Train is Rolling …Google is down …Starbucks has done what?
Erectile Dysfunction Pill Mix-Up
News with Shelley 12-11-2020 …The Governor announced now COVID-19 Rules …Who took your toilet’s virginity?…Erectile Dysfunction Pill Mix-Up