News with Sean Hood

Bees are now classified as Fish  

News with Shelley 6-6-2022 …Doc Antle has been arrested …Bees are now classified as Fish

June 23rd is going to be a good day

News with Shelley 6-3-2022 … June 23rd is going to be a good day …How about that Mugshot?

There’s a problem with the Boob Sweat

News with Shelley 6-2-2022 …He is out …There’s a problem with the Boob Sweat

She has made $375K posting pics of her hairy armpits  

News with Shelley 5-31-2022 …Top Gun Maverick crushed it at the Box Office …Nancy Pelosi’s husband arrested for DUI …She […]

The Porch Pirate with a Heart is still an A-Hole Thief

News with Shelley 5-27-2022 …The Porch Pirate with a Heart is still an A-Hole Thief

He is going to eat a shoe

News with Shelley 5-26-2022 …He is going to eat a shoe …What’s that gassy smell?

Researchers suggest doctors should start prescribing vibrators to women

News with Shelley 5-25-2022 …Reaction to the Horrific School Shooting in Texas … Researchers suggest doctors should start prescribing vibrators […]

News with Sean (in for Shelley) Local Psychiatrist testifies on behalf of Amber Heard

News with Shelley 5-24-2022 …Local Psychiatrist testifies on behalf of Amber Heard …”Hey Johnny, this baby is yours!”

Five Finger Death Punch Lead Singer took a Laser to the eyeball

News with Shelley 5-23-2022 …Oh No! There is global Rolex Shortage …4 Big Names are leaving SNL …Five Finger Death […]

President Biden is enforcing the Defense Production Act  

News with Shelley 5-19-2022 … When 911 hangs up on you …President Biden is enforcing the Defense Production Act

Robbing a 7-11 with a Chainsaw

News with Shelley 5-18-2022 … Robbing a 7-11 with a Chainsaw …Toddler ordered 31 Burgers from McDonald’s

Elon Musk might not be buying Twitter after all

News with Shelley 5-17-2022 …Elon Musk might not be buying Twitter after all …Florida Man demands El Chapo be released […]