News with Sean Hood

The Porch Pirate with a Heart is still an A-Hole Thief

News with Shelley 5-27-2022 …The Porch Pirate with a Heart is still an A-Hole Thief

He is going to eat a shoe

News with Shelley 5-26-2022 …He is going to eat a shoe …What’s that gassy smell?

Researchers suggest doctors should start prescribing vibrators to women

News with Shelley 5-25-2022 …Reaction to the Horrific School Shooting in Texas … Researchers suggest doctors should start prescribing vibrators […]

News with Sean (in for Shelley) Local Psychiatrist testifies on behalf of Amber Heard

News with Shelley 5-24-2022 …Local Psychiatrist testifies on behalf of Amber Heard …”Hey Johnny, this baby is yours!”

Five Finger Death Punch Lead Singer took a Laser to the eyeball

News with Shelley 5-23-2022 …Oh No! There is global Rolex Shortage …4 Big Names are leaving SNL …Five Finger Death […]

President Biden is enforcing the Defense Production Act  

News with Shelley 5-19-2022 … When 911 hangs up on you …President Biden is enforcing the Defense Production Act

Robbing a 7-11 with a Chainsaw

News with Shelley 5-18-2022 … Robbing a 7-11 with a Chainsaw …Toddler ordered 31 Burgers from McDonald’s

Elon Musk might not be buying Twitter after all

News with Shelley 5-17-2022 …Elon Musk might not be buying Twitter after all …Florida Man demands El Chapo be released […]

Free Gas Giveaway in Norfolk

News with Shelley 5-163-2022 …Free Gas Giveaway in Norfolk

Mercury is in Retrograde and Hell’s breaking loose

News with Shelley 5-13-2022 …Tom Hanks’ son is back and he’s not apologizing … Mercury is in Retrograde and Hell’s […]

Is Crypto turning into Crapto?

News with Shelley 5-13-2022…Crypto turning into Crapto? The NFT nobody asked for

Mike Tyson will not face any charges

News with Shelley 5-11-2022 …Bailed Denied for Chappelle Attacker …Famous Actor Protests Starbucks …Mike Tyson will not face any charges