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So there was this awards show last night where a bunch of movies I never saw got a bunch of awards from people whose other movies I’ve also never seen. So how do you get past such a snore-fest? You sit thru the news, then you wait for Jimmy Kimmel to come on with his new workout video. It’s essentially all the actresses who really had no business being at said awards show last night, but they’re humping giant exercise balls. And that’s a fantastic sentence.

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Then there’s this guy. Some of the Youtube comments imply that he’s somehow mentally deficient. I just think he’s a drunk whose house just burned down. So if you fall into the camp that sides with the former, don’t think less of the rest of us. We just wanna bask in this man’s awesome 10:30 AM buzz.

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