Look, I know some of you are very anti Charlie Sheen lately, but this guy is giving us hilarious stuff on a daily basis. I don’t get why you could be opposed. It’s not like Tiger Woods who hid for months and gave us absolutely nothing. I could understand getting tired of that story, I know I did. But Charlie is so in his own world, high on himself, and being a soundbyte machine. What’s not to like? Sure he looks down his giant Coke-nose at the rest of us….who cares. His show sucks yet he’s a billionaire, clearly he’s beat the whole system. It’s unfair, he knows it, yet he still has won. So what’s my point? You can create your own Charlie Sheen interview with these two soundboards. One. Two.

WINNING! Just keep repeating it, it’s like a daily affirmation from Stuart Smalley, only you know….better.

-E