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This Youtube video needs your help. And oh man is it glorious. I’m always ragging on movies for sucking here whenever I get the chance, but this movie looks to be of the finest art-house quality. You can enjoy it whether you’re currently wearing an Affliction shirt, a scarf, or a gimp mask. What happens when a pastor comes across some of that fossilized amber stuff from Jurassic Park? You get VelociPastor! Dammit if the title isn’t the funniest thing you’ve read all day! Go watch, spread the link, make this dream become a reality!


When you’re getting your hair cut, that’s not the best time to go on a stabbing spree. Ok so it wasn’t exactly a spree, only one person was stabbed, but then you wind up in jail with your hair half-did. That was from the early Stupid News this morning, if you’re looking for context.


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