Today is Mexico’s Independence Day. Why not celebrate with an awful awful collection of songs? It’s certainly not the respectful thing to do, that’s for sure.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that most of you aren’t fans of the Kardashians. Why do we know who they are? Is all they do really go on talk shows? This is stuff everyone has said before, so it’s refreshing when a news anchor rips them for sounding like stupid vapid whores.

And finally, the best commercial you’ll see today featuring a stuffed Rhino making elephant sounds.

-E