Ok not at all…

The first one is one I actually sat thru….twice. It’s 14 minutes so block some time out…it’s a guy eating the hottest pepper in the world. Why? I couldn’t tell you. The dude gets MESSED up in the process, leading to bleeding…FROM EATING A PEPPER! Food isn’t supposed to do that to you. I’m just saying.

If you’re in a new car, apparently they will speak directly to you. My car’s a 2004 and this seems futuristic to me. But if you just make a really bad “hawwww” noise it will assume you’re speaking French. Don’t believe me? Click!

And there’s so much here to be embarrassed by, it’s hard to know where to begin. Apparently they do this all the time at Wal-Mart to get you motivated. I can’t help but notice how few people can keep a simple beat. Then there’s the avant-garde lyrical stylings, they go to their own beat too. It’s amazing really. Now who’s ready to have some savings??!!

-E