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550 – Thomas the Exploding Tank Engine. Because as we all know in nature, sometimes train just explode.

645 – Stupid News – Man released from jail with no pants, Driving while Reading the Bible, and Door to Door Salesman says “Do These Drugs or buy these Magazines!”

720 – The News You Missed – You know how this works. But the cruise ship the Costa Concordia captain figures prominently!

730 – Sports – Gary Carter in not so good condition. The Jets owner 100% behind Marc Sanchez…unless…and the shortest war.

845 – Stupid News – Guy survives on Beer, Crook crashes into other Crook, Door to Door Healer removing Tumors thru Sex

930 – Games for your Butt – New DLC for GOW3, handheld demos and such, and peeing competitively.

And your phone calls…how you deal with door to door solicitors. Why so much animosity towards the Jehova’s Witnesses???

Idiots on the Internet today. Basically they’re all here, but you gotta do some homework. I’ll open to the back of the book to give you the answers. It’s numbers 2, 6 and 7.

-E

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