Just like Jason Russell. Oddly enough, Horny 2012 is not going away. Poor guy. So Rumble took the day off and we did our best to fill the void in our hearts with as much classic Rumble as we could without sacrificing quality. And I’d say we did a completely mediocre job. Find all the classics here. The new stuff is below…

645 – Stupid News – Naked Homeowner Vs. Topless Intruder…3rd Grader Called for Jury Duty…Karaoke Stripper, Applebee’s manager punched

830 – Sports – Somebody named Manning signed with some team. Amazing hockey fights, line drive to the eye, and how long light from the evil evil sun takes to burn your skin here on Earth.

845 – Stupid News – I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle car…Firefighters leave parade in drag to put out engine fire…Explicit Emails lead to profit?

Rumble will be back tomorrow and all will be right with the world.

-Eric