We know half of you won’t be with us on Monday. Lucky!

630 – Sports – Gary Carter, R.I.P., Jeremy Lin’s good Fortune, Randy Moss’s comeback, and Admirals Hall of Fame night!

645 – Stupid News – Mom comes to School dressed as Mickey Mouse…Snake bite on the Sack…Teacher Assigns Holiday Card writing exercise for her Pervert Boyfriend in Jail

720 – The News You Missed – the First News You Missed since Whitney Houtson’s death, Iran’s nuclear program, and The Temple of Doom.

805 – Tracy Morgan, he called in this morning and brought truckloads of funny to VA.

845 – Stupid News – Box with Cow Heart left on Porch…Tomato Plant stolen, mistaken for Pot Plant…School Speed Limit Sign had 6 lines of Directions

930 – Games for your Butt – Get ready for the Vita launch, shooting down copies of Mass Effect 3, and hooking up with friends!

Enjoy your long weekend. Unless it’s not, then enjoy your normal ass normal length weekend.

-Eric