From the Luau, you got your tickets?? GO GET THEM! What are you waiting for, a payday or something?? Geez! Some people…

So today I bring you Idiots from the Internets.

First, the awesomely Australian grandma who plays the Black Keys on the spoons. If you thought the audio was awesome, get a gander at this bobbledydilly.

Next, international whoring. It’s not just for international whores anymore… 

And finally, Say no to Drugs, Say yes to Roller Skating. Be wary of strangers offering ibuprofens. Their intentions are never pure. Trust the dull ache in your head that makes you want the ibuprofen to begin with. Or don’t…whatever. I can’t roller skate anyway.

-Eric