Learned it from you
The kids these days won’t get this. What with the references to 8 bit graphics (What’s a bit?) and mustaches. But if you remember the anti-drug psa from years ago where the kid tells his dad that’s where he learned how to take pot, then you’ll enjoy this one.
Gilbert Gottfried. The most soothing voice in the world will sell you junk you don’t need. I can’t think of a more soothing pitch man for just about everything. Especially a stick that keeps you from having to exert any energy to do something trivial like putting on a shoe.
-E
