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If you weren’t following the missing Cobra in New York, just know that trained professionals were working feverishly around the clock to ensure the safety of the citizenry. Last I heard the snake had been found. But in New York the weather is not very snake-like. And one weatherman wanted the snake to know it. I’ve seen this described as the closest thing you’ll ever get to Chris Farley as a pro wrestler. That’s incredibly accurate when you think about it.

We give the President a lot of grief over his speech patterns around here, and sometimes with¬†¬†good cause. It’s not always entirely warranted, but sometimes you gotta exaggerate to get the funny. This is nothing like that. Obama really can’t say Libya.

And finally, Montana has a different way of doing things. Everything’s really open and spread out, and the small businesses (re: BARS) are suffering because of some laws. I feel like this guy won 10 bucks on a bet doing this.

-E

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