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If you weren’t following the missing Cobra in New York, just know that trained professionals were working feverishly around the clock to ensure the safety of the citizenry. Last I heard the snake had been found. But in New York the weather is not very snake-like. And one weatherman wanted the snake to know it. I’ve seen this described as the closest thing you’ll ever get to Chris Farley as a pro wrestler. That’s incredibly accurate when you think about it.

We give the President a lot of grief over his speech patterns around here, and sometimes with  good cause. It’s not always entirely warranted, but sometimes you gotta exaggerate to get the funny. This is nothing like that. Obama really can’t say Libya.

And finally, Montana has a different way of doing things. Everything’s really open and spread out, and the small businesses (re: BARS) are suffering because of some laws. I feel like this guy won 10 bucks on a bet doing this.

-E

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