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The Sex Fetish Festival has been cancelled

Rod — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:19:52 +0000

Stupid News 5-17-2013 8am …A trail of coins leads right to the guy who stole a bunch of coins …Plus, A man is busted using a pepperoni on his weiner …And, the Sex Fetish Festival has been cancelled

Burglars lock up a Home Owner in a closet full of Guns

Rod — Fri, 17 May 2013 12:27:51 +0000

Stupid News 5-17-2013 6am …A Japanese Celebrity Chef is killed because his noodles did not taste good …And, Drunk Guy orders a Happy Meal …Burglars lock up a Home Owner in a closet full of Guns

Kanye’s Lamborghini is no longer the Greatest Lamborghini of All-Time

Rod — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:04:52 +0000

Stupid News 5-16-2013 8am …Kanye West’s Lamborghini is no longer the Greatest Lamborghini of All-Time …Plus, a kid borrows his Mom’s care to rob the Subway …And, A man dies after having sex with a Hornet’s Nest

Rival Groups of Nerds fight at a Star Wars Convention

Rod — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:59:16 +0000

Stupid News 5-16-2013 6am …A pilot locks himself out of the cockpit …Plus, Rival Groups of Nerds fight at a Star Wars convention …And, why you should not sell anything of value on Craigslist.

How to Beat the Word of God into somebody

Rod — Wed, 15 May 2013 13:37:13 +0000

Stupid News 5-15-2013 8am …A pair of Eagles lock talons and shut down an airport …Plus, a woman threatens to plunge the hell out of her neighbors …And, how to beat the Word of God into somebody

Man on his honeymoon takes a break to solicit a prostitute

Rod — Wed, 15 May 2013 13:33:22 +0000

Stupid News 5-15-2013 6am …A man on his honeymoon takes a break to solicit a prostitute …Plus, It is against the law in Swaziland for Witches to fly brooms over 500 feet …And, tough break for the old guys as the prostitution ring at the senior living center is exposed.

Dumb and Dumber

Rod — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:15:20 +0000

Stupid News 5-14-2013 8am …A New Huffing Record has been established …Plus, Fast Food Fight at Nathan’s …And, Dumb and Dumber

Bulldozing Ancient Pyramids

Rod — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:09:48 +0000

Stupid News 5-14-2013 6am …Bulldozing Ancient Pyramids …Plus, A fart to the face leads to a stab to the stomach …And, a woman is kicked off a flight because she will not stop singing that horrible Whitney Houston song, “I Will Always Love You”

Toilet paper in the microwave

Rod — Mon, 13 May 2013 13:26:11 +0000

Stupid News 5-13-2013 8am …Naked Man at the door …Plus, toilet paper in the microwave …and a man peacocks a peacock to death

Man uses bulldozer to settle an argument with the neighbors

Rod — Mon, 13 May 2013 13:21:04 +0000

Stupid News 5-13-2013 6am …A woman celebrating getting her driver’s license back is busted for D.U.I. …Plus, the naked family takes a walk …And, a man uses a bulldozer to settle an argument with the neighbors

A man escapes the Police, but not an alligator

Rod — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:51:26 +0000

Stupid News 5-10-2013 8am …A man escapes the police only to be bitten in the face by an alligator …A Columbian Gang Member escapes police by getting a sex change …And, a fluid leaking from the brain is never good

A very different approach to quit smoking

Rod — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:43:27 +0000

Stupid News 5-10-2013 6am …When apprehended the suspect was found to have a live mouse in his pocket …Plus, a different approach to quit smoking …And, force feeding your girlfriend with a funnel