Today’s Idiots on the Internet came quietly in the night, like a thief who prefers to work…at night.
This fishing video from Myrtle Beach was everywhere this morning, so we figured we’d better hop on this or lose out forever. A shark will ruin your fishing trip. Because they’re jerks.
We are one week away from a new Batman movie. So you’re going to hear a lot of people talking like Christian Bale/Nathan Explosion. But first, Commissioner Gordon reads from R. Kelly’s Autobiography. Finally, here are some lines you should not expect to hear in The Dark Knight Rises next week!