Here’s just a sampling of some of the horrible Christmas songs displayed on this morning’s show. The first, people didn’t really agree was bad. It features members of the bands Devildriver (ha!), Rob Zombie, Dio, and Testament. Not a terrible lineup…for Rudolph!

Bootsy Collins is just a name that I’ve heard all my life, but have no idea why. Well this duet with Snoop doesnt’ help things…not for my purposes anyway.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

Local news anchors in Chicago really do at least try to try here. Insert your local favorites in this scenario and laugh just as hard.

-E