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A case of the Mondays

I’m getting my ass kicked right now for that title.

Today’s highlights are all over the place, not many shows are going to give you at-home sperm donations and a U.S. Senator.

620 – Sperm Donor Trent. A virgin has fathered 14 babies through at-home donations. And for some reason the Government has a problem with this.

630 – Sports – Super Bowl 46 is set, Giants-Patriots rematch. Joe Pa passes away, with some strange facts about Coach Ditka.

645 – Stupid News – How Drunk was the man? Ladies pants on fire, and cat pees on an outlet and it goes poorly.

720 – Ask Shelley – Is there a male G-spot? (Followed by uncomfortable silence) Why are tweets only 140 characters? And a guy STILL wants to know if peeing in your ear will clear up an infection?

845 – Senator Mark Warner – Returned from a trip to India where he stomped on Muggsy Bogues (yes it’s weird but it’s a good story), and will let us know what he thinks on SOPA/PIPA and who his date for the State of the Union will be.

900 – We sampled a new beer, Bud Light Platinum, and it’s DELICIOUS. Keep your dissenting opinion to yourself, we had it, we liked it. You’re not going to make us suddenly realize that we didn’t really.

-E

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