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Darren Carter
The Party starter came with his own Theme Music and we took a quick tour of his IMDB page...
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News 9-2
It's Pre-Hurricane Day. DMV Back up and running, Hostage situation at Discovery Channel. Today's 9/02/10, so Larry King is celebrating. Butts plan to kill Boob. Montana Fishburne is talented. Suicide Fail.
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Stupid News 9-2 (Part 2)
1st Ever In-Flight Gay Wedding...Mousepad reads "My Kid Had Sex with your Honor Roll Student"...$18k to make Sex Doll Replica of Man's Ex, but with Bigger Boobs
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Stupid News 9-2 (Part 1)
Russians Not Drinking & Smoking enough...Fire Started by Spontaneous Combustion...Courier Loses 1.3 Million Dollar Painting
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Elliot Sadler
Emporia's own Elliot Sadler talks with us about the upcoming Richmond Race and surviving a RECORD SHATTERING wreck in his NASCAR car at POCONO.
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News 9-1
Hurricane Earl getting closer. Be prepared. President Obama addresses the end of the Iraq War. Navy testing it's BIG VOICE THING today, DMV still jacked up. Local NASA scientist to help with the miners trapped in Chile. Where does Paris like to hide herco
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Stupid News 9-1 (Part 2)
Dr. Found Dead in Chimney...Man Tricks Woman into Getting Change for a Million Dollar Bill...Escort Arrested for Complimenting Officers' Packages
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Sports 9-1
Reds call up that guy whose arm is gonna fly off. Tiki has no money, but can hire a new PR firm. Dolphin loses $50,000 diamond on practice field. British Rugbyer sells dirty jockstrap.
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5 Questions with Stephen Hill
Our traffic guy Stephen Hill was promptly hazed today, as each member of the Village People. But we really know nothing else about him...
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Stupid News 9-1 (Part 1)
Tube full of Flares is not Luggage...ATM Attacked with Claw Hammer...Golf Shot Starts Grassfire
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Stupid News 8-31 (Part 2)
Doctors Brawl in ER while woman gives birth...Juror Dismissed for Facebooking Verdict before Trial is Over...Man Leaves Jail, Stabs 9 at High School Reunion
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Sports 8-31
OJ's daughter can't cover her tracks, Facebook fantasy football, Polamalu's hair insurance. Wagner doesn't care about his record, Florida Panthers selling their empty seats, finally.
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News 8-31
Hurricane likely coming this weekend, VA DMV STILL can't process your license. Woman accused of Sperm Fraud. CNN's poor choice of words, Bacon Knife fight.
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British Airlines
After accidentally telling their passengers they were going to crash land on water, we found more tapes of pre-recorded disaster announcements.
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Sports 8-30
Preseason almost over! Browns pushing back parking lot opening from 4a to 7a. Texans have a problem with fans forgetting to go to the game. Japan over Hawaii in LLWS. Reds AAA pitcher can throw 105.
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Rumble in the Hobbytown
Rumble in the Streets of Virginia Beach for the Race for the Race before the Race for the Chase, RC race at HobbyTown!
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Ask Shelley 8-30
Can you fix being a "minute-man?" What's the deal with these electronic cigarettes? Can a woman service her husband for money?
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News 8-30
Hurricane may head this way at the end of the week. 160 People needed rip-current rescue this weekend. Golden Shark missing. Virginia Drivers licenses still down, Wrong message aired on flight, Emmys last night.
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Stupid News 8-30 (Part 1)
ATM Eats Card, Stabbed with Scissors...Breast Implant Raffle for Politician...Man Hit by Train Searching for Ghost Train
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Perky Jerky
This is an awesome new product, it's beef jerky infused with different types of caffeine. You gotta try perky jerky!
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Games for Your Butt 8-27
Mafia 2, Halo: Reach leak, and who's missing from Madden? The same guy who's been missing for the last 7 years.
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News 8-27
Military Deployments, new tactics for defending JFCOM, Full Moon to blame for Poopy Ocean Water. Dog poop improperly disposed. Gary Busey to the rescue, and 2 people came out of the closet.
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Stupid News 8-27 (Part 2)
Shoplifting during "Shop w/ a Cop"...Couple Broke Into House to Make Sex tape...Kids in Car Throw Bottle at Old Man, He Catches it and hurls it back at them...but then he screws himself by stealing the car.
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Sheryl Underwood
Sheryl is a handfull. That's how we'll put it. I don't think she finished a sentence this whole time...
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Stupid News 8-27 (Part 1)
Mayor Pulled for DUI, So drunk he "Appeared to be Speaking a Foreign Language"...Blackberry Thumb surgery...Man "Borns" Baby Girl
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Sports 8-27
Albert Pujols is the youngest player to hit 400 HRs. Nationals outfielder pegs heckler with ball in the head. Clemens facing serious charges. Jose Canseco to STAR in Home Run Showdown!
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Stupid News 8-26 (Part 2)
Sexual Advances Shot Down, Man Stabbed...House Burned Down because Mom Threw away son's Gundam Dolls...Drunk Yelling at his Bicycle
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News 8-26
Dirty poopy ocean water, Obama to address the nation on Tuesday regarding Iraq, body found rotting in a hearse, 60 mile traffic jam magically vanishes, woman busted w/ vibrator, laptop & porn, oh and a crackpipe.
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Sports 8-26
Man walks 400 miles to see Lions Pre-Season game, Ochocinco-O's, Jordan's kids may be getting way more people in trouble. Blind soccer?
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Cliffslist
Assistant Public Service Director Cliff Andrews is working on his own "list" site to help fill the gaps in Craigslist.
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Stupid News 8-26 (Part 1)
Family Spots Robber in Background of Picture Stealing Their Stuff...How to Get Rid of Bats...Xanax Falls out of Crotch
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Stupid News 8-25 (Part 2)
Caught Peeing on Church, "It's Ok, I'm Catholic"...Best Pet Insurance Claims...Robbery Victims Called Back Because they didn't Get Enough Money out of Them
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News 8-25
Giant Submarine Propeller! VA Attorney General wants adult section of Craigslist shut down. Locals scammed, mom busted for DUI with newborn, NY Gov. has a dirty mouth.
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Sports 8-25
Ochocinco tweeting from the bench again, Michael Jordan's sons not so good at gambling, the 41st pitcher to strike out the side in 9 pitches!
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Stupid News 8-25 (Part 1)
Man Didn't Realize he Had Been Shot in the Head for 5 Years...Land Dispute Leads to Landowner Turning his Lot in a Homeless Sanctuary..."The Situation" Sponsoring "Protein Vodka"
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News 8-24
Local attorney to help BP settlements, VA Beach practice plan for hurricane safety. Hartz Cafe loses its liquor license. More anti-Mosque songs aimed at New York. Gmail's new "30 second" email feature.
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Stupid News 8-24 (Part 2)
Actor is the Dream Job of 33% of Americans...Arm-Wrestling Loser Snaps...1 in 4 men Travel with a Teddy Bear
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Sports 8-24
President Obama skipped church to play golf. Oregon State O-Lineman cut after looking to tackle police. Antonio Cromartie doesn't know his kids. Wild Boars missing for Montana State Fair Wrestling Event!
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Ricki-Leaks
Super Secret Radio memoes have been leaked! And Ricki-Rumble is here to expose them for what they are.
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Stupid News 8-24 (Part 1)
Man Jokes he Likes "Large Breasts" of Chicken, Banned from Safeway...Big Woman charged extra $5 for manicures because of Possible Damage to the Chairs...10 Days in Jail for Wearing Crack-Exposing Pants
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Ask Shelley 8-23
Why did pirates prefer Rum? What's with steering wheels being on different sides of cars? Condom Shopping?
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Doug Williams
Doug Williams, winning QB & MVP of Super Bowl 22, in town to promote the upcoming UFL team to Norfolk.
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Stupid News 8-23 (Part 2)
Facebook gets Teacher Fired...Suicide Jump at Concert...Curfew Broken, Parents advertise Free babysitting in Newspaper
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News 8-23
Military casualties overseas. JFCOM closure looking more likely, Liquor Store privatizing speedbumps. Mermaids is not in a heavy manufacturing zone. Beiber & Kardashian together at last. Abortions are easy and painless...DISTURBING.
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Stupid News 8-23 (Part 1)
Animal Cruelty Charges for Goat in the Trunk...Bank Robber Remembers to Put His Mask On Too Late...37 Items in the 10 Express Lane Gets you called Fat
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Sports 8-23
Lou Piniella retires early, Vin Scully will be back for his 62nd year announcing the Dodgers, Favre hit hard, Haynesworth has a new injury. Jets curse too much, but it could be worse.
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Ron Morey
Ron has family from Scotland, who need to identify themselves when they call. Oh, and Scottish bedtime stories scare everyone.
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Stupid News 8-20 (Part 2)
Sam's Club employee swiping cards for Cash Back...New Use for Whiskey...Criminal emails newspaper to Correct his Stats in the Report of his Robbery, Busted
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Games for Your Butt 8-20
Medal Of Honor controversy, Mafia 2 controversy. Antiques Roadshow: The Game?? Own your own game store in Colorado, and Tremendous Johnson.
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Sports 8-20
Harvin's migraines, Dexter Manley's puppet show, NASCAR on BET?? Wii Fit to track concussions, Tampa Bay Rays Brazers. Vin Scully doesn't know what a mullet is.
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Joslyn James
Tiger Woods' most outspoken former mistress called us, and to push her new movie "The 11th Hole"
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News 8-20
Stephen Colbert to honor troop homecomings, we get the story behind the car in the lake, police brutality in Va Beach? HRT Embezzlement, man let out of jail mistakenly, and the Gulf seafood is fine! Babboon Chase in Missouri.
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Stupid News 8-20 (Part 1)
Birthing Mother's Anus Sewn Shut...Woman with Too Many Items in the Express Lane Gets Insulted by a Guy Who is Just a Professional Jerk...Money Falls out of Guy's Butt in Jail
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Stupid News 8-19 (Part 2)
Sunchips New Bag Louder than Jet Engines...UK's Favorite Driving song...Banana Suit Man Exposes Self
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Paul Sr.
Paul Sr. from American Choppers, which has just started a new season of Jr. vs. Sr. Paul lets us know how it felt to fire his own son.
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News 8-19
Topless News! Women opening up the freaky side, JFCOM roundtable to save it. Last combat troop has left Iraq. What is Obama's religion? Egg recall!! More couples have met online than ever.
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Stupid News 8-19 (Part 1)
93 Year Old Fires at Paramedics...11 Miles of Drunk Driving on a License that's been Suspended for 33 Years...Crotch Used as Rent, Blackmail, and Jail
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Stupid News 8-18 (Part 2)
Baby Monitors Screwing up Military Radios in Japan...Man Breaks into Red Lobster, Makes Shrimp Pizza...Own JD Salinger's Toilet
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News 8-18
Local ship volunteering all over town. Poontang bridge crash. Somali pirates have piracy charges dropped. Blagojevich off on most charges. What the class of 2014 doesn't know.
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Sports 8-18
"Shot heard the World" hitter has passed away, Canseco hitting bombs already, Yankees helping people this week. People are bad at heckling Kobe. Who's going to play Kurt Warner in the biopic?
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Forbidden Sushi 2
Forbidden Sushi returns, now with more specials, more disgusting than ever.
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Stupid News 8-18 (Part 1)
Medicare Scammed for Penis Pumps, For Women...Death Faked to Avoid Court, Outed When the Death Certificate was Delivered in Person...Witch Stole Man's Genitals
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Stupid News 8-17 (Part 2)
Juror Steals Credit Card from Other Juror...Sex Offender Poops Self...Witch Selling Perfect Butt Spell on eBay for $9
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News 8-17
Military Deployments, Gay Marriage Postponed in CA but allowed in Mexico. Mary Kay Laterno interviewed by Shatner, creeeepy. Why aren't the Jonas Brothers in jail too? Tila Tequila got her pee bottles on.
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Stupid News 8-17 (Part 1)
Man with Gambling Problem Allowed, no Forced to Gamble Long Enough to Get Back all the Money He Lost..."God Squad" car an infringement...Woman partially Balded when Power to Salon is Cut Off
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Sports 8-17
Eli Manning bloodied his head, Broncos Coach broke his toe, but Tebow will heal it. Flava Flav supports Vick...thanks? Gary Busey, Attorney at Law.
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Stupid News 8-16 (Part 2)
World Record for most Expensive Speeding Ticket...Man in Court for Trespassing Can't Stop Laughing, Has Crack on Him...Bank Robbery Getaway with a Walker
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Sports 8-16
Preseason Football! WOO! Tebow scores in his debut. McNabb taking Washington to the Promised Land. Harvick wins the Carfax. Orangutuans forget how to swing, Jimmy Rollins buys part of a Snoop song, so Rod does something similar.
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Ask Shelley 8-16
Why is Round Pizza Delivered in Square boxes? Which Arm Rest is Yours at the Movie Theater? Do Green M&M's really Make You Horny?
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News 8-16
Military Homecomings, Air Force harassment, Miss Universe topless photos, and Tila Tequila at the "Gathering" and it went over very well.
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Stupid News 8-16 (Part 1)
Bank Deposit Full of Cocaine...Blind Man Walks into Crooked Tree, Suing Weinerschnitzel...Cop Fired for Doing Gay Porn and Not Listing it as a Former Employer
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Dolph Lundgren
Dolph, better known to some as Ivan Drago from Rocky IV, out pumping us up for The Expendables, which BILLIONS of you saw over the weekend.
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Games for Your Butt 8-13
Madden NFL 11. It's everywhere but is it good? Tetris World Master Champion crowned, and Enjoy Your Massage, possibly the dumbest Wii game ever.
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Stupid News 8-13 (Part 2)
Stripper Brawl...Woman Calls 911 Because the Police were Arresting Her...Topless Beach Lady rubbing Lotion on her Toplessness a little too well
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Sports 8-13
Roethlisberger changes his hometown to Narnia, Joe Pa doesn't want to be asked when he's going to die. Usain Bolt out for the year. Have dinner with Pete Rose. Then a bunch of left-handed people.
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The News You Missed 8-13
People copycatting Steven Slater, Prop 8 expiring, ABC Stores privatizing? All this AND MORE...
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News 8-13
Military Homecomings, Don't Ask Don't Tell Questionnaire not returned by most. Gay Marriage Ban lifted in Cali. Is the JetBlue "Hero" really a "Jerk?" Paris sued over hair extensions. And PEE WEE HERMAN Didn't do it! And he has irrefutable proof!
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Stupid News 8-13 (Part 1)
Inmate eats Other Inmate's Glasses...Octopus Liquified on Live TV as Revenge against Paul the Octopus...Woman Gives Homeless Man her Credit Card
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News 9-12
Get a gas mask, VA Lawmakers fighting Defense Secretary, gay bar next to Ground Zero mosque? Nutty Buddie's shutting down?! Boyfriend of Steven Slater speaks, annoyed.
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Ralphie May
The big man is in town this week, riffing on everything from being married to having kids to staying on stage too long.
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Sports 8-12
Controversy around Tiger, Jim Gray and the Ryder Cup. Tampa Bay cancelling practice to go see a movie. NHL Screws up Philadelphia's trophy, Rod puts his hand in something gross, and the 5 worst singing athletes.
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Stupid News 8-12
Seizures to Get out of Restaurant Tabs, JAIL...Woman Admits to Scamming Cancer Charity...Gary Wants to Change his Name to Boomer the Dog
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Stupid News 8-11 (Part 2)
Dyslexia to Blame for Double Reckless Speeding...Man Caught Peeing in Cups and Placing them on a Bar...Home-Made Sex Toy Kills Man in Park
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JetBlue Flight Attendant
We have an exclusive audio recording from the new hero JetBlue's Steven Slater for cursing out a passenger and making an epic getaway.
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Lisa Lampanelli
The Roast of David Hasselhoff is this weekend. It seems like shooting fish in a barrel he's such an easy target, but the Queen of Mean shared some time with us.
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News 8-11
Military Homecoming, Pirate attack stopped, JFCOM shutting down in Suffolk would cause SEVERE economic damage. Homeless meters approved for the oceanfront. iPhones mean more sex, and the hero flight attendant out of jail.
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Stupid News 8-11 (Part 1)
Bank Robber Needs 2 Forms of ID...World Record for Gunshots Survived?...Gross...Corpse Sex "She was like that when I got here"
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Sports 8-11
Harvin misses practice with migraines again, NBA TV Schedule is out, TNT has Lebron's return to Cleveland. Orlando's schedule sucks. Shaq will do anything they want in Boston, Florida Panthers have a great idea for season tickets, and the Mets getting a n
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Stupid News 8-10 (Part 2)
Prostitute Soliciting with 18 Month Old in Arms...Golf Course Argument leads to Headbutting and Tossing of Balls...Diaper wiped on Windshield in Traffic Dispute
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Basil Marceaux.com
We get a hold of Basil Marceaux.com after he SOMEHOW didn't win the Governorship of Tennessee. This man is a true American hero.
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Hannah Montana Fishburne
Gettin' Some Action Figures, for when you don't know if you wanna be a pop star or a porn star..
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Stupid News 8-10 (Part 1)
Business to Taker Care of Your Kids In Case they Don't Get Called up to Heaven During the Apocalypse...Olive Garden Neck Punch...Jacking in Park with Mannequin that's Missing Limbs
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Sports 8-10
NFL is still king, baby. Brian Cushing has lots of excuses, Viking player going to struggle to observe Ramadan during Training Camp. Sauna championships being called off.
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News 8-10
Military Homecoming this week, Joint Force Command looking to be closed. Mel Gibson's dad crazier than Mel. Did Charlie Sheen fight with his wife because of Train? Flight attendant flip-out of the year!
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Alex Reymundo
Alex has a new comedy DVD out in stores tomorrow called "Red-Nexican." Check him out, and word on the street is Amazon has the best deal going...
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Stupid News 8-9 (Part 2)
Clown Bank Robber May Have Been Caught...Craigslist Ad: My Sister is Giving Away all of her Worldly Possessions...Couple Extorting People with Their Own Nude Photos
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Sports 8-9
Tiger Woods sucks. Almost dead last. Juan Pablo is your Winner at Watkins Glen, NFL Pre-Season started!! ZOMG! Bolt comes behind Gay. UCF has some 'splainin' to do.
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News 8-9
Preparing to withdraw from Iraq, Taliban taking credit for murder of aid workers. Details from the balloon damage at Busch Gardens. Catfight at Elton John show, Chippy D's DVD on sale tomorrow, and ShakeWeight choreography!
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Ask Shelley 8-9
How do they change the Lottery Billboards? What's the deal with Buttzits? And What's worse than Eco-Friendly Toilet Paper?
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Stupid News 8-9 (Part 1)
DUI in the Wheelchair crashed into Police Cruiser...IHOP Pancake Mascaut Assaulted...Street Performer Fight, Human Statue vs. Elvis Tribute
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Rumble in New Orleans
Rick recently went down to New Orleans for a big DJ conference and it wouldn't be a Rumble in the Streets without audio gold.
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Tony Rock
Tony Rock tells us an awesome story about the one town he'll never go back to. You'll never guess which one, because you hardly ever hear anything bad about this particular place...
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News 8-6
It was HOT yesterday, then it stormed all crazy, including injuries on a roller coaster. Test tube baby gives birth to beaker. White House crashers still being annoying. Laurence Fishburne's friends try to buy all the porn of his daughter.
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Stupid News 8-6 (Part 2)
Cops Tase wrong person, a 14 Year Old girl...Battery Charges for Woman who Found her Husband in a Strip Club...Pot Cookies made man shoot his wife, suuuuure
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Games for Your Butt 8-6
Madden listened to US and totally changed the changes back because we said so. Everything you buy this year will get you some extra stuff for other games. Oh, and Japanese spanking hell.
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Sports 8-6
Tiger sucks at golf? Michael Irvin refused to take jacket off. Another octopus called in to predict Brett Favre's decision. A-Rod slammed by NY newspaper. Mike Tyson sued for more money than he's lost.
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Stupid News 8-5 (Part 2)
NC Club Allowed People to Have Sex...Man Breaks into Same House one year later, Claims he was leaving a Thank You note...Robbery foiled by hammer in the underpants
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News 8-5
Heat Advisory for the area, Wal-Mart greeter beaten up in bathroom, BP has a plan that seems to be working. WTF. Prop 8 Overturned. Steven Tyler OR the Cop from the Village People to replace Simon Cowell. Basil Marceaux's official campaign ad.
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Stupid News 8-5 (Part 1)
Man Lied about a Puppy Being Thrown from a Van so He Could Keep it...Gang Member Leaves Gun in his Laundry...Woman on rampage, ends with The Aristocrats
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Sports 8-5
A-Rod hits #600. Nolan Ryans wins auction for Texas Rangers. Lance Armstrong being linked to 'roids again. A minute inside Brett Favre's head.
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The Monkey Whisperer
Apparently raising a monkey as your child is not a good thing to do. Who knew?? Lisa Whiteaker knew, that's who. And she has a show on the National Geographic channel all about it.
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News 8-4
Purple Heart awarded to local man, Happy birthday Mr. President, Coast Guard party for Portsmouth. Couch Purses? Gulf Puppies arriving at VB SPCA. VA man had relations with teacher, and the grossest thing ever.
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Stupid News 8-4 (Part 2)
Mom Refuses to Bail Son Out of Jail for Stealing a Car...Red Cross Giving Away Custom Buggie...Wild Boar Resurgence, oh yeah They're Radioactive
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Sports 8-4
Favre may or may not make announcement about making an announcement about thinking about deciding to talk openly about maybe returning to football. Lamar Odor, Delonte West not banging any teammates' moms in Minnesota, Shaq to Baaastaaan?
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Stupid News 8-4 (Part 1)
Shoplifting Arrest, Look at how Much you can get for $39 at Wal-Mart...Woman steals Clothes, Leaves Baby Behind...Parrot Shot for Interrupting NASCAR race, calling woman names
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News 8-3
Military Homecoming, President Obama making good on his promise to get out of Iraq. BP to begin Static Kill...again. Bill Cosby wants you to stop twittering his demise. Pam Anderson's puppies coming to town. TURDS. IN. SPACE!
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Dee Snider
Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is pushing his new reality show, Growing Up Twisted which airs Tonight at 9 on A&E.
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Stupid News 8-3 (Part 2)
Mosquito Bounty for 4 million mosquitos...Porn Displayed on Courthouse Monitors...Man Attacked by Giant Beaver
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How to Attract Women
A study shows that women are attracted to red shirts. But if you don't believe that, just listen to Fabio tell you how it's done.
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Newspaper Retractions
Some of the absolute best newspaper retractions from around the world. These will absolutely make you laugh.
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Sports 8-3
NASCAR broadcasters making questionably racist comments? You decide. Indians Catcher demolished at the plate. Rays Pitcher injured by Camel Clutch.
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Stupid News 8-3 (Part 1)
Man Threatened by Gas Station Attendant for Asking where the Bathroom is...Airhorn Retaliation against Hippie Music Backfires...Birth Tourism Package to Ensure Children are Born Citizens
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Bo Dacious
Fresh off a trip to New York to open for DL Hughley, Bo is back and has never been better.
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Stupid News 8-2 (Part 2)
Guy Steals Bike, Gets Beat Up for Stealing Bike, Now Suing Bike Owner from Jail...Robber Didn't Get Enough Money from Cash Drawer so he Called Twice to Complain...Woman Told to Stop Breastfeeding
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Chelsea Clinton's Wedding
So Bill MAY have gotten a little tipsy and given an embarrassing speech at Chelsea's wedding this past weekend.
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News 8-2
More Military Homecomings! Missing Beach Senior found after a WEEK. Static Kill to permanently kill the spill. BP needs a new spokesperson. Rick's going to apply. Elected officials making the news all over.
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Sports 8-2
Greg Biffle wins at Pocono, Sadler completely destroyed his car. Sentencing for the guy who puked on a cop and his daughter, T.O. Late to first Cincinnati practice, you'll never guess why.
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Ask Shelley 8-2
How do I stop Urine Splash? What's a Male Ballerina called? Is there REALLY a way to Lengthen & Girthen?
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Stupid News 8-2 (Part 1)
Silicon Butt Implants Prove Fatal...Cheating on Roof of Vacant Store, Fall through the Roof, Fined for Trespassing...Quadripalegic Gay Pimp Prosecutor
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Games for Your Butt 7-30
Starcraft 2 finally out after 12 years, Madden dominating the headlines as we approach its release, and the saddest game cancellation since Duke Nukem.
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Jim Breuer
Jim Breuer takes us on a tour of New Jersey, Andrew Dice Clay, and who else is gonna be in his new book.
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News 7-30
Military Homecoming, President Obama on the View, Chelsea Clinton's Wedding is tomorrow. Mel Gibson likes drawing mustaches, Shaq is Justin Bieber's biggest fan
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Stupid News 7-30 (Part 2)
Vigorous Self-Gratification leads to Being ID'ed by Piercing...iPhone Video Chat Porn Actresses...Man Busted with 2nd Wife on Facebook
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Bruce Rader 7-30
Bruce Rader calls us live from Redskins Training Camp, with an exclusive first look at Albert Haynesworth on the phone.
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Kera O'Bryon
Kera is up for a role on the hit show Mad Men. Check out the Bliss Bakery Rum-blog for a link to vote!
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The News You Missed 7-30
Wikileaks causing some serious problems, President Obama to make the daytime TV rounds, Floyd Landis still attacking Lance.
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Stupid News 7-30 (Part 1)
Plastic Surgery for your Feet...Dell Customer Support called to help find Porn, Porn is found stolen and Posted...Turd Twisters, Shapes for your Turds
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Stupid News 7-29
Tour Bus Impounded with 1.1 Million Miles...Statewide Cat Alert...Woman Has Road Rage, So mad she Takes Off Her Shirt
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Sports 7-29
Some punk kid shoots a 57, body of Lorenzen Wright found, Miguel Batista is no Strasberg, more nude Cowboys, the 50 worst sports ideas ever. The XFL much lower on the list than expected.
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News 7-29
Military homecomings and headlines, pirate trial underway, man runs naked into car wash, fortune teller is not the same as spiritual counselor. No dancing in Newport News, more Mel tapes and they're still awesome. WINNEBAGO MAN, The MOVIE COMING TO TOWN!
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Job Interview Tips
Some helpful tips to assist you in landing that job. Plus some calls on some of the weirdest job interviews you've ever been the interview-er..for.
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P90XXX
For an EXTREME workout that will most likely send you to the emergency room, check out P90XXX!!!
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Stupid News 7-28 (Part 2)
Hawaii Buying One-Way Tickets to the Mainland for its Homeless...Cave Tours in Klingon...Woman Steals Clothes, Shows up Wearing them the next day for an interview in the same Store
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News 7-28
More and more homecomings coming...home. Nye pushing to re-establish HOV for military. Hostage situation on the Peninsula. Ice Cream truck fight, Mel's ex needs his signature. And ANOTHER Russian spy caught.
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Norfolk Police
Norfolk Police are helping stop car thievery. Their plan HEAT is here to help you and your car.
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Sports 7-28
Bengals sign T.O. Rousch Racing's Rousch in another place crash, Strasberg scratches from his start. Hit in the junk causes ringing ears. A-Rod's special balls.
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Stupid News 7-28 (Part 1)
Vuvuzela Rage Makes Man Ram his Car into a bar...Wedding Photographer Shot after asking Wedding Couple to Pose with Guns...Man Constantly Hit by Meteorites
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Stupid News 7-27 (Part 2)
Mexicans in Arizona selling all their stuff to get out of Arizona...Woman Stops Robbers with the Handgun in her Purse...Ticketed for Driving a Cooler
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Sports 7-27
Rays get their first no-hitter. Man wakes from coma, says Derek Jeter. T.O. not wanted in St. Louis, considering an offer from Cincinnati. Cowboys Tight End lives up to the name? Tony Hawk breaks his pelvis.
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Kings of Leon
The Kings of Leon show that was cancelled because of pigeon poop gets its own musical treatment.
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News 7-27
Military Homecomings today! Interviews for P-town's Interim Mayor held, South Park Threat guy arrested, Mel Gibson Part 7, Oksana can't sing. $15,000 Worth of Port-O-Potties at Clinton's Wedding.
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Stupid News 7-27 (Part 1)
Girdle Mask Used in McDonald's Robbery...PS3 Robbery & Shooting...Clown Pants, Beard, Blond Wig, Fake Boobs, Worst Robbery ever
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Stupid News 7-26 (Part 2)
Car Jacked by a Bear...Neighbor Feud Deemed Illegal, Judge Sentences Man to Potluck Dinners...Son Chained up for Years for fear he was possessed by a Genie
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New iPhone 4 Commercial
The new iPhone 4 commercials are spaced out just enough that you can absolutely ruin them. Like we did.
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News 7-26
Military homecoming, record breaking heat over the weekend, senior citizen missing in Virginia Beach. Ice Cream Truck Driver fight. BP CEO Now stepping down again. Big intelligence leak on Afghanistan conflict. Nerd fight!
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Basil Marceaux
Basil Marceaux is a leading candidate for the Governorship of Tennessee. And somebody talked to him today. Can you guess who? Ok I'll tell you, it was this show.
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Sports 7-26
Soapbox derby in Akron, McMurray wins Brickyard, Tampa Bay Rays holding Senior Citizen prom, Rams looking for new mascot, wilderness marathon slowed down by bears and moose.
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Ask Shelley 7-26
How were outhouses Cleaned? Is the poppyseed rumor true about drug tests? If a woman gets braces is there really a cheese shredder effect?
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Stupid News 7-26 (Part 1)
Women Skip out on Restaurant Tab, Leave Purses Behind...Lawyer Burgles Client...Fleshlight Stroke Counter
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Games for your Butt 7-23
Medal of Honor Beta finally up on 360. Gears of War 3 letting you help write it, Guitar Hero going all 2112 on that ass. Gamers are lonely.
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Bill Bellamy
The most money Bill has ever spent just to spend it pretty much tops all of our stories. Getting screwed on a bill, by Bill.
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Stupid News 7-23 (Part 2)
Guy Kicked of Facebook for Bagging all its women...911 Called Repeatedly to get the Jets back to Winnipeg...Cheating Couple Falls of Balcony, Winds up in same Hospital where Cheated Husband was recovering from a fall
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Basil Marceaux
The BEST candidate for Governor of any state ever. Just listen to this guy plead his case. You'll vote him in, guaranteed. It's a shame this isn't Tennessee.
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News 7-23
IT'S F-ING HOT! The poopy beach water has cleared up, mostly. President Obama apologizes to employee who was forced out. BP bad at Photoshop. Pug sings Batman.
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The News You Missed 7-23
BP has a CEO mix-up, President of Venezuela very upset, and Al Gore needs something taken care of. But it's not what you think.
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Stupid News 7-23 (Part 1)
Man Starts Shooting when people at a BBQ made fun of the Drink he brought...Man Does Dog, Claims Dog Wanted it...Woman Locked out of Getaway car after Robbing Bank
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Sports 7-23
Al Gore's son wins his boxing debut. John Daly's pants. Minor League baseball players now being tested for HGH. Sheep ruin tour de France. NBA Player Steven Jackson victim of home invasion.
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Secret Gripe.com
A new website where you can just go get it off your chest. In interview with the founder Marc Rokov
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Matt Kazam
Matt is headlining tonight only, so get over the Funny Bone and support him. He has a wife to support like Mel Gibson, only you know...without the racism and anger.
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Stupid News 7-22 (Part 2)
Illegal to Roll Your Eyes in an Illinois Town...Gay Zombie Porn Pulled from Australian Film Fest...Man Breaks into condemned Bar to Re-Open it.
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Sports 7-22
Paul the Octopus wanted in Russia, Shaun Rogers not a gun-weilding menace anymore. Carl Crawford hit in the balls. Astros rookie hits first HR, weiners drawn on the ball. Cheerleading not a sport, feast on that.
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News 7-22
Water at the beach is full of poop. Woman crashes into Dr.s office. BP's CEO not actually resigning, Arnold rips Mel, working on a new career maybe? Al Gore is way more gropey than we knew.
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Bedroom Dealbreakers
Ever have something said to you in the middle of the...act that ruined the mood. Like being called Daddy maybe?
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Stupid News 7-22 (Part 1)
Lawsuit Over Loud Toddler on a Plane...Man Writing Letters to Ex's Cat..."Burdick" is a dirty name that Apple will not help
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News 7-21
Hot enough for ya? T-Mobile suing Newport News for not putting cell tower on school property. Navy looking to move hospitality ship to Norfolk from B-More. British PM meets President Obama. Britney defends Mel, new tapes revealed.
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Bill Clinton's Bucket List
We found out that President Clinton has a bucket list, but the one he told reporters about was pretty dull. We did some sleuthing and found the real dirt.
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Stupid News 7-21 (Part 2)
Sheet Rock sold as Cocaine..."Abusers" new tv show about domestic violence...Dog left in car dies while shopping for pet supplies, Woman returns pet supplies upon finding dog dead.
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Mel Gibson GPS
Look around online for the Mel Gibson GPS, because your current GPS voice doesn't threaten you enough.
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Stupid News 7-21 (Part 1)
Cop resigns after getting caught sneaking out to see Bridget the Midget...Flying Donkey...Burger hidden in pants
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Point Counterpoint
Shelley defends Mel Gibson, Eric defends Oksana. Whose side do you take? Listen here and get informed, so you know how to win this bar argument.
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News 7-20
National Guard deployed to US Mexico border, AIDS gel proving to be effective some of the time mostly. Clinton's bucket list. Gas/oil seeping from sea floor. Lindsay Lohan supposed to report to jail, not collect $200. Mel & Oksana refuse to go away...
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Stupid News 7-20 (Part 2)
Vuvuzelas confiscated at Soccer Matches...Duffle Bags full of Pot Raining Down from the Sky...Man Romances Dog, Says it was a Joke
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Sports 7-20
Edwards & Keselowski invited to duke it out in School Buses. Vikings coach Childress visits Favre, T.O. lobbying New England. Nobody watched the British Open.
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Stupid News 7-20 (Part 1)
Man Punched for Not Hugging Other man...Monkeys Smuggled across Border in Girdle...Churchill's Dentures for Sale
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Advertising from the Golden Age
From back when things were right with the world, a look back at print ads from the 50's & 60's. If these didn't give women complexes...ok they totally did.
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Ask Shelley 7-19
What makes Rice Krispies snap, crackle & pop? Is it weird that I Pet my Beta Fish? Is it weird that I get turned on while getting a Brazilian wax, as a dude?
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News 7-19
Hottest June Ever, Al Gore's accuser fails polygraph test, Oil leak not fully stopped after all. Steve Jobs not doing himself any favors. Mel Gibson may not be in any trouble at all.
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Stupid News 7-19 (Part 2)
No More Nudity in City Council Meetings...Foodbank Gives Dog Food to Seniors...Museum Wants You To Live in it For a Month
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Sports 7-19
Slowest Indian hits an inside the park HR, Burnett apologizes to teammates for being stupid. Mayweather Jr collaborating with 50 Cent, man bowls for 5 days straight. NASCAR fights getting serious.
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Stupid News 7-17 (Part 1)
Counterfeit Bills, Spelled out in Spanish...Teacher by Day, Porn Star by Night...House Shot Up Because Hallucinating Man Was Battling Clowns
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Games for your Butt 7-16
ComicCon uninviting the Suicide Girls, Gears of war 2 has ANOTHER XP week coming up, WoW & FFIV betas are currently up and running. Brits can't see 3d!
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Stupid News 7-16 (Part 2)
Condiment Bandit Escapes...Door to Door Condom Delivery...Cop Gets Week of Vacation to account for the amount of time it takes to get Dressed
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Scott Stapp
Creed is coming to town in August, tickets available now. Rod needs some help writing a fight song for the Admirals, and who better to turn to for help.
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Sports 7-16
British Open underway, Joey Chestnut still an American Hero, the worst sports movie ever? Australian biker kicked out of France for headbutting. Lebron's jewel-encrusted pendant now stolen.
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The News You Missed 7-16
George Steinbrenner passes away the day of the All-Star Game, could set dangerous precedent. Mel Gibson may be a lot of things...
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Stupid News 7-16 (Part 1)
Bail Paid with Counterfeit Bills...President of Bolivia has new Jet that no one can fly...Woman Lies to Police Several times, including having sex while Driving
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News 7-16
The oil is no longer flowing out of the hole in the Gulf! DC hit with minor earthquake. Norfolk teacher let go for annointing kids with Holy oils. Michael Vick may be in bankruptcy trouble again. And it wouldn't be new without Mel Gibson.
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J Medicine Hat
J lets us in on Indian Casinos, Star Search, and William Shatner's white leather outfit.
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News 7-15
Portsmouth needs a Mayor. BP spill still spilling. The big story today is we finally have some context for the Mel Gibson tapes.
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Stupid News 7-15 (Part 2)
Biggest Boobs in World Cause Staph Infection...Porky Pig Punched at Six Flags...Mercedes Set on Fire, Facebook Pics Bust Culprit
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Sports 7-15
British Open happening RIGHT NOW. ESPYs aired last night. Lebron jewelry worth thousands, Germany lost the World Cup because of too many homosexuals on the team, Delonte West is auditioning for Mad Max.
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Stupid News 7-15 (Part 1)
Face Whitener Facebook App for people in India...Man Not Wearing Ankle Bracelet because The Courts Said so, It's in Support of Lindsay Lohan...Disabled Boyfriend Abused, Burned
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Mel Gibson
Mel has a history of crazy phone antics, as evidenced in Lethal Weapon. He also Just Called to Say I Love You.
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Stupid News 7-14 (Part 2)
Brother in-law Run Over, Beat with a Cane...Snoopy Breaks into Jail to Break Buddy Out...Bar Owner Stabbed Because of Jukebox volume
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Sports 7-14
George Steinbrenner passes away. NL wins All-Star Game for first time since a long long time ago. Did Roethlisberger pee in the woods? Ochocinco making stuff up, wasting people's time. Lebron to blame for DUI.
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Terry Floyd Johnson
Protector of Earth, Terry Floyd Johnson, is boing battle with space aliens for the good of mankind. It gets better...
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News 7-14
Mayor Holley of Portsmouth is officially recalled. Water bottle ban banned, Portsmouth hospital subject of lawsuit after leaving prongs in woman. New BP Cap, and new Mel Gibson audio.
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Stupid News 7-14 (Part 1)
Drunk Rides Crocodile, Missing Parts of Leg...Dog Honks Horn to Get out of Hot Car...Pet Monkey Stranded after Car Crash
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Stupid News 7-13 (Part 2)
Wine in Vending Machines...Kid Steals Bus, Makes Stops, Crashes into Tree...Old Woman Beats up Kid who Wouldn't Give Up His Seat on the Bus
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Andy Fox
Andy Fox from WAVY TV 10 had an exclusive interview with Portsmouth Mayor James Holley, and spoke to us on the day of his possible recall.
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News 7-13
Portsmouth Recall Election today, BP Oil Cap testing continues, guy makes false alarm call to Coast Guard. Mel Gibson is a lunatic, if you didn't already know.
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Evil Traffic
Because not enough traffic reports make the OnDemand page. And because this one is incredibly funny. Nothing says "traffic update" like the symphony from The Omen.
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Sports 7-13
UFL Press Conference yesterday makes a Norfolk UFL team official! David Ortiz wins HR Derby. All-Star game tonight. World Cup Final most watched in US history.
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Rev. Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson has created a racial controversy over Lebron James leaving for Miami. Calling the Cavaliers owner a slavemaster. Here to explain his words is the Rev.
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Stupid News 7-12
16 Year Old Busted Texting While Driving...Drugs Smuggled into Jail rubber banded to Junk...Bet Lost, Fake Leg set on Fire
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Sports 7-12
Rod's foul ball catch. Spain wins the World Cup. The voice of the Yankees has passed away. Jose Canseco loses boxing match with 60 year old man. Jesse Jackson calls Cavaliers owner a slave owner.
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Ask Shelley 7-12
Biggest Poop Record? Is It Really 5:00 o'clock somewhere? Nipple erection cause by nervousness?
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News 7-12
Mel Gibson tapes leaked, 6 months have passed since the Haitian Earthquake, BP replacing well stopper head thing. Clay Aiken is single, fellas!
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Stupid News 7-12 (Part 1)
Vuvuzela Fatwah, Illegal at over 100 db...Taligan Training Terror Monkeys...Dog Taped to Fridge Sentencing
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Games for Your Butt 7-9
The best of 2010 so far, Red Dead releasing a load of DLC, Wii Games coming to a mall near you, and Don't Punch the Punching Game.
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The News You Missed 7-9
Hot enough for ya? People won't cooperate in the Michael Vick shooting investigation, repercussions reaching far. Lebron going to Miami. Spy swap!
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Stupid News 7-9 (Part 1)
Tantrum Thrown Over Stolen Bottle of Brandy...Send Beiber to North Korea...Porn Give Woman Heart Attack
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Sports 7-9
Lebron James announced he is joining Dwyane Wade & Chris Bosh in Miami. That's really it.
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News 7-9
Military Homecoming & Deployments, blimp to save the Oil Spilling efforts. Hostage situation in Va Beach. Man tries to escape court to escape jail, winds up in both. Lindsay Lohan's dad drops F-bomb live.
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Mayor Holley calls
With an interview airing tonight with Mayor Holley's former assistant, we talked to the Mayor himself to get the real truth.
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Call to Scotland
A village in Scotland has outlawed children, ducks, and beekeepers. So we called to inquire about purchasing a lot. Or seven!
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News 7-8
Don't Ask Don't Tell survey to get the military's thoughts. Iran outlawing "western" haircuts. MICHAEL VICK SPEAKS! Local arsonist owes a MILLION DOLLARS, OJ Simpson getting married! And Women's sex drives go up with their age.
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Stupid News 7-8 (Part 2)
$20,000 Hidden in Armoire, Returned to Family...20,000 pieces of Mail Found in Postman's garage...Simulated Sex Act is Not Breaking the Law
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Stupid News 7-8 (Part 1)
Beaver Art Follow-Up...Mom Held Hostage for Not Ironing Clothes...Sex Negotiations Bread Down When Woman Opens her Mouth
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Juston McKinney
Juston has a new comedy CD/DVD on sale now, A Middle Class-hole. Funny stuff, check him out!
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News 7-7
Heat records to be smashed today. BP spill getting local benefit concert. Vick's bday shooting suspect kind of still on the loose, no one willing to testify. Lindsay Lohan to spend 90 days in jail. Town in Scotland doesn't allow kids.
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Stupid News 7-7 (Part 2)
Singer Dies a Day After Proving his Aliveness...Monkeys Be Escapin'...98 Year Old Woman Assaults 78 Year Old Husband with a Frying Pan for Looking at other women
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Point Counterpoint
Another sport is up for debate. This time it's competitive eating. Rick returns to berate his opponent, which happens to be Rod this time.
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Stupid News 7-7 (Part 1)
$20,000 Vuvuzela...Barefoot Hot Coals Walk Sends 9 People to the Hospital...Trailer Given Away by Not the Owner
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Sports 7-7
LeBron to get his own primetime special to decide where to sign. Holland wins, one adult film star offering services to all of her Twitter followers if they win it all. Santana hits first career HR. Giants won't stay at the Fister.
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Stupid News 7-6 (Part 2)
Man Loses Arm to Fireworks...Divorce Judge Orders Wall be Built to Split up Fighting Couple's House...Virginity Test for Men
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Sports 7-6
Knicks run some signing by Lebron even though he hasn't signed with them. Jamarcus Russell arrested with purple Drank. Kobayashi makes news by not eating.
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Andrew Reiss
Andrew believes that people from Venus, who are far more advanced than we are, will come help stop the BP oil spill.
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News 7-6
Gen. Patraeus assumes the head of Coalition forces in Afghanistan. Funeral service for Sen. Byrd. Tar balls showing up everywhere, BP cleanup underway with A Whale. July 4th Hot dog eating contest, and a machine that will simulate menstruation for a man.
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Stupid News 7-6 (Part 1)
Jam Made from Princess Diana's Hair...Cat Box Used as Weapon...Beaver Problems, Art shows Lady Parts
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News 7-2
Gulf cleanup continues, Fireworks may ruin dog park. ABC Store sampling started yesterday! Kim Kardashian's wax figure is awful, and Rod gets his positions a little wrong.
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Stupid News 7-2 (Part 2)
Fetus has Negativity Issues...New Names for Sex Acts...Man Plans to eat Duck...If I could Eat all the Animals
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Sports 7-2
Kirk Gibson is the new manager of the Diamondbacks. Oriole pulls hamstring rounding bases on Home Run. Jose Canseco's birthday, to fight an old man. Chris Simms ridin' dirty.
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Games for Your Butt 7-2
Naughty Bear, check Shelley's blog page for more on that. New WOW beta open, Mario Kart saves a boy's eyesight, and Dead Rising 2 together with Nickelback make Shelley sad.
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Stupid News 7-2 (Part 1)
40 Millions Doses of Swine Flue Vaccine Expired..."I am the Creator" says the man who burst into the Pre-School...Diaper Headed Murderer
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Weird Stuff...w/ Shelley
Today Shelley brings in how the libraries are cracking down on porn viewing, and a dude claims to have written Dazed & Confused 2 years before Led Zepplin.
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Stupid News 6-30 (Part 2)
Condition for a Proposal: Complete an Ironman Triathlon...81 Year Old Arrested for Chasing Man with a Machete..."This was a private incident between me and a bear"
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News 6-30
Gulf spill cleanup may not be thwarted by hurricane after all, Michael Vick's story to police a little different than the surveillance tape. Smithfield ham named one of the fattest meals in the country. Larry King tweefs his retirement.
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Sports 6-30
England will believe any excuse for why they are out of the World Cup. Toronto parents suing because their weiner kids were cut from a hockey team. Who is the LEAST followed baseball team on Facebook? You won't be surprised.
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Stupid News 6-30 (Part 1)
Close the Video Feed to a Classroom before Searching for Porn...Mozart Effect Not True...Huffing Duster Makes you A Stupid News Story
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Stupid News 6-29
Man Bursts into High School Classroom with "A lesson in love"...61 Star Flag...Lisence Plate Rejected, Pinus
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Point CounterPoint
The old debate returns, as Rod and Eric debate whether cheerleading is a sport or not.
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Gary Busey Tribute
A tribute to the craziness of Gary Busey, which should be enough to sell you on it. For Happy Gary Busey day, listen to this
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Sports 6-29
FIFA to fix officiating by banning replays of bad officiating. German coach eats his boogers on camera. Stanley Cup marches in Chicago. Strasberg on the worst possible team to be a good pitcher on.
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News 6-29
Shooting at Michael Vick's Birthday still in the headlines, homeless Beach man run over by garbage truck, shark attack, tropical storm in the Gulf threatening the cleanup. Joe Biden bores CEO of GE to unconsciousness.
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Stupid News 6-28 (Part 2)
Man Suffers From Heart Attack after receiving bill for his own Cremation...ZombieFit classes to train you to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse...Man Leaps from Tour Boat to swim with Alligators
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Ask Shelley 6-28
Is there such thing as a Pee Marker in Pools? What Makes Poo Float or Sink? And Are Lesbians Virgins forever??
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Sports 6-28
U.S. falls to Ghana, officially out of World Cup. Yankees rally to beat Dodgers, Cubs over White Sox, Jimmie Johnson back in the Winner's Circle.
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News 6-28
A Whale finally heading to the Gulf to help skim the oil, Shooting after Michael Vick's birthday party, Sarah Palin was in town, Joe Biden caught talking again, and a detailed account of the allegations against Al Gore.
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Games for Your Butt 6-25
Jimmy Fallon tries out Black Ops, portable Xbox360 cases allow you play anywhere, iPhone games debut with SLAYER PINBALL! And Shelley gets a girl massage.
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Stupid News 6-25 (Part 2)
15 Cats Seized from Woman's Car for Blocking her View...Kindergarten Graduation Brawl...7 Minutes is the Optimal Time for Sex
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Josh Blue
Josh was supposed to join us in-studio today, but because of the weather he's stuck in a kennel in Dallas. But that doesn't mean he can't be hilarious.
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The News You Missed 6-25
Gen. McChrystall steps down, Joe Biden is confused, iPhone 4 is out and still confusing. Twitter not to be taken literally. You won't believe what you can get at the new Williamsburg Goodwill store.
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Stupid News 6-25 (Part 1)
Engagement Ring for Sale after Fiance Caught in "Gangbang"...Drunk Drifts for Miles Offshore in Pool Toy...Sentencing for Prisoner who ate his cell mate Lung
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Sports 6-25
NBA Draft last night, longest tennis match ever finally over. An octopus that correctly picks the World Cup matches. Spoiler Alert, Ochocinco ruins his own Reality Show.
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News 6-25
Today is the One Year Anniversary of the Deaths of Michael Jackson & Farah Fawcett. LaToya Jackson still insists that it was a murder. Historic gazebo destroyed by errant truck. Miss Virginia pageant tomorrow, loaded with locals. Whale vessel in town on i
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Sports 6-24
USA wins in World Cup 1-0. Wins its group for the first time in like 800 years. Match at Wimbledon refuses to declare a winner, gone on for 3 days. Seinfeld debuts as an announcer for the Mets. Conan vs. Lance Armstrong....on twitter.
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Stupid News 6-24 (Part 2)
Woman Living in Chest-High Garbage...Man Impersonating a Cop actually a Disney World Employee...Silk Necktie Collection used in Insurance Scam one too many times.
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Pampering Pets TOO Much
A woman recently passes away and left he son with nothing, but her dog with millions of dollars. So we got some great crazy calls, about people taking their love of their pets just a little too far.
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500 Hour Energy
5 Hour energy? HA! That's nothing. When you need to stay awake for 3 solid weeks, take a 500 HOUR ENERGY drink!
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Stupid News 6-24 (Part 1)
Office Set on Fire to Get Off Work Early...Cow Tongue & Opossum Head Sent in mail to "Romantic Rival"...Grilled Cheese Bun Burger
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News 6-24
100 degree temps today, so take precautions. shooting in a Wal-mart gets excellent play-by-play, chain of car crashes in Norfolk, the President makes some unexplained noises while announcing new commander in Afghanistan. Oh, and Shelley says vuvuzela th
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Bo Dacious
Bo is a great friend of the show and starting on the 29th of June will be hosting Jive Turkey Tuesdays at the Funny Bone.
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News 6-23
Larry King telethon raises millions for Oil Spill, General McChrystall meeting with the President today over a Rolling Stone article, For Kids charity needs a hand, and Arkansas detention officer in trouble for posing for Playboy.
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Stupid News 6-23 (Part 2)
Lower a Woman's IQ, The Higher the Chance She'll Get a Rich Husband...Amsterdam cops Disguising themselves as prostitutes and grandmothers and Orthodox Jews to Catch Muggers...Graphic Sex Ed Class
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Sports 6-23
Ron Artest's Championship rap, cheerleading as a sport heading to the Supreme Court. John Lovitz will NOT be playing in a Dodgers charity game, Cubs & Blackhawks WILL participate in the Chicago big gay parade. How the USA could advance today.
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Beer Pong
Thomas & Kyle from Virginia Beer Pong were up in the studio this morning to put on a little demo and show off their awesome beer ponging skills.
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Stupid News 6-23 (Part 1)
Women Hurling Underwear at Politician in Peru...Unicorn Meat Told to Cease and Desist...Fishing Tournament Record Set, Retracted because One Fisherman Didn't Have a License
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Kim Jong Il
In regards to the World Cup, North Korea was embarrassed by Portugal 7-0, so we got Dear Leader on the phone to explain what had happened.
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Stupid News 6-22 (Part 2)
Cop Fires Gun in Back of Squad Car, oh yeah and she's Drunk...Guy Will Do Anything You Tell Him to on Twitter...Woman Keeps Cats in Hotel Room
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Nipple Enhancers
Lori Barghini runs a website that specializes in selling fake nipple enhancers. It may seem strange, probably because it is, but it's to help ladies compete with big fake boobs.
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Sports 6-22
UFL franchise coming to Norfolk? Tampa Rays threatening to move to Tampa! Phillie Phanatic lawsuit. No-name Denver Nuggett needs to do it with a Kardashian.
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News 6-22
UFL Franchise coming to Norfolk next year?? Emu on the loose in Suffolk. Snake bites inmate. BP gets another bill in the mail, Relief Wells being drilled. North Carolina hollerin' champion.
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Stupid News 6-22 (Part 1)
Malls Asked to Close in Bangladesh Because Too Many People are Watching World Cup and the Power Company Can't Handle It...Porn & Burger Van...Roommate Banging Homeless Woman, Stabbed
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News 6-21
BP CEO seen yachting, people are pissed. BP also MAY have lied about how much oil is actually spilling daily. Larry King to host Gulf telethon, naked bicycle ride protest (unrelated). A dude called 911 hanging from the back of a big rig, he jumped on on a
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Stupid News 6-21 (Part 2)
162 People Living in One House...Girlfriend Wanted the Last Beer, Beats the Hell out of Boyfriend for It...Homeless Man Caught in the act of being (crazy) homeless on a bus.
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Sports 6-21
US Open results, Saints to give anyone a Super Bowl Ring, Seinfeld to call Mets game, Illegal Motors during the Tour de France? English football fan wanders into locker room on a quest for a toilet.
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Ask Shelley 6-21
Magnets: How do they keep magnetism? Do Identical Twins have Identical Genitals? How Do Dryers Shrink clothes when Heat Expands Matter?
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Stupid News 6-21 (Part 1)
Vaccuum Salesmen Destroy Mattress, Details Sketchy...Woman Burst Windpipe Blowing Vuvuzela...Gas Station Caulking Gun Robbery
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Rumble in the Petsmart
Petsmart Charities hosted a pet adoption event on Saturday afternoon, and Rumble was present to kick the whole thing off!
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Stupid Call of the Day 6-18
I have no idea what this is about...I think it involves feeding concert tickets to a horse and making people dig through the leftovers...
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Games for Your Butt 6-18
E3 was this week, and we basically get super excited for stuff coming later in the year. Like more motion sensing technology from Microsoft and Sony, and Games GAMES GAMESS!!!
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Stupid News 6-18 (Part 2)
58 Dollars found in Dog Crap...Porn Star Apologizes to China by Offering Sex to Chinese Students studying in Japan...Fake Bride is a Man who Marries Men and Takes Their Money
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Sports 6-18
The Lakers are your world champions. USA plays some country in World Cup today, expected to destory them...expect at LEAST 2 goals. Oher to receive medal of honor.
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Rod Fitzwell, Master of Disguise (Part 2)
Rod is still on a mission to get us free stuff! He had to get in line several times with several different costumes & accents (lol) to get smoothies for all of us back in the studio.
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The News you Missed 6-18
BP hearing goes well. Prisoner put to death by firing squad in Utah, accompanied by a live in-studio Vuvuzela performance!
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News 6-18
Possible drowning near Ft. Story, woman threatens to burn down church, 101 year old passes police training, jerk-ass in Utah put to death by firing squad. BP CEO drilled in Congress. More Bigfoot sightings recorded.
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Stupid News 6-18 (Part 1)
Craigslist: Dancer is Older than her Picture (DUH)...Hell's Angels have Puppy Thrown at them after being Mooned, Man Escapes for Bulldozer
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Bigfoot 911
Bigfoot was spotted in North Carolina, and the call to 911 will make you cry tears of Bigfoot repellant.
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Mark Sweeney
Mark tells us about his wreck in a houseboat, his time in the USMC, and performing for the troops.
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Stupid News 6-17 (Part 2)
Burger King Ruckus! They had no Lemonade, so man goes thru drive-thru window...Priest Revives Ancient Archery Practice law...iPad returned because it's too good
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Stupid News 6-17 (Part 1)
Man Won't Put Crack Down in front of Police...Asleep in Truck Outside gas Station, Beat up the Attendant for runing a "good dream"...Giant Weiner Drawn on Drawbridge
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Sports 6-17
Switzerland over Spain in World Cup. That's a big deal. John Travolta sings to Australian World Cup team, they promptly get stomped. Orange beer controversy won't go away. Roy Halladay perfect game bats for sale.
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News 6-17
3 Year old Finds Loaded Gun, Marijuana found in 4 year old's school cubby. Coast Guard ship returns today, Meeting between BP execs and President Obama...more apologies issued. The 911 call from the Bigfoot sighting has been released...it's amazing.
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Obama Speeches
Last night President Obama addressed the nation concerning the BP Oil Spill. When we got to work this morning there were several different versions of the speech floating around, including VUVUZELAS!!
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Stupid News 6-16 (Part 2)
Woman Committing Insurance Fraud Admits to the Crime in French thinking the police wouldn't understand her...Mexican Government takes reporters on a tour to show how few people get kidnapped in Mexico, everyone involved is Kidnapped...Mom tries to leaveki
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Sports 6-16
Lakers embarass Boston in Game 6. New York forming a committee to bring LeBron to the Knicks, Brazil beats N. Korea in the World Cup. Dear Leader did it all himself. UCLA injures players celebrating World Series birth. Broncos coach Josh McDaniel is NOT t
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Senator Mark Warner
After President Obama addressed the nation on the BP spill, Sen. Warner sheds some light on what's going on in Washington. Also, we beg for a third crossing.
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News 6-16
More troops deploying from the area, General Patraeus collapses during questioning from Sen. McCain. President Obama spoke to the nation about the Gulf oil spill, which is still becoming far worse than anyone could have known. And finally, a Bigfoot sight
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