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Games for your Butt 3-12
March is kicking ass for videogames. Lady Gaga Rock Band Track Pack to include Cartman's "Poker Face," and own a piece of Baltimore embezzlement history.
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Pro Bull Rider
Evan Rash is in town with the Pro Bull Riders, at the Hampton Coliseum. Evan has some awesome stories about mechanical bulls and getting his skull fractured. Not necessarily in the same story.
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Stupid News 3-12 (Part 2)
Man in Cockpit Arrested for Not being a Pilot for 13 Years...World War II vet has bullet in his hip for 60 years, Didn't Know It...Own Your Own Ghosts
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Rod on the Can
Rod Fitzwell ventured out to see if he could get some medical advice from a random stranger in a public bathroom. Can you guess how it went?
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Sports 3-12
Ochocinco demands more attention. T.O. can't find a job. Merlin Olsen passes away. A dog lost in the Iditerod.
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The News You Missed 3-12
Runaway Toyotas now with Flux Capacitors, Avatar loses despite making billions. Tiger Woods? He's a punchline now, right?
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News 3-12
Daylight Savings Time is TOMORROW! Hampton's Town Center now open, also lobbying for Google's new Super High Speed Internet. Bake sale makes dent in state deficit. Conan O'brien going on tour. Gay marriage perplexes toddlers. Jessica Simpson doesn't brush
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Stupid News 3-11 (Part 2)
Naked Man Won't Leave Bar...Men's Underwear Made Entirely of Bananas...101 Year Old Woman Sprouts a Horn
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Sports 3-11
Sidney Crosby's missing stick has been found. 86 Year Old Ball Rubber re-employed. The Lombardi's owe Nike some money apparently, Eagles sign Marlon Jackson. Old Yankee Stadium news.
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Rod Paulette
Rod Paulette is opening for Pete Correale this weekend, so check him out. Along with this gay neighborhood.
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Eric Massa
The recently resigned Eric Massa is highly insulted that you would call him a homosexual for having grown men tickle fights. And he doesn't take kindly to it....he spoke with us today about it.
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News 3-11
Troops Leaving for Afghanistan, VA is first to pass health care legislation banning mandated coverage, LifeLock not all it's cracked up to be, Peninsula Town Center opens today, and more details about Corey Haim. Jessica Simpson sounds super smart on Lett
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Stupid News 3-11 (Part 1)
Midnight Knitter, Putting Little Sweaters on Trees...Vatican Priest, the Head Exorcist, says Satan is Alive and Well in the Vatican...Street Signs, Beware of Drunk Pedestrians
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Stupid News 3-10 (Part 2)
Vibrator is Source of Mysterious Noise...Body of Former President Held for Ransom...Teacher Brings Civil War Gun to Classroom, Shoots Hole in Map
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Sports 3-10
NASCAR really let Carl Edwards have it. Not. The stars in Dallas can't sing. 1 billion condoms needed at the World Cup.
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OhMiBod
Go to Ohmibod.com and find out all you can about the MP3 player attachment that attaches to you (Ladies) so you can really get INTO your favorite songs.
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News 3-10
Troops Returning from Afghanistan, more deploying. Arrested for "Thinking of a Cheeseburger," Live Colonoscopy, Andy Richter filling in for Regis, Gary Coleman's 911 Call, Gary Busey continues his tour of awkward.
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Stupid News 3-10 (Part 1)
Kangaroos Spotted in Japan...Man Marries Pillow...Wal-Mart Selling Black Barbie for Half the Price of White Barbie
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News 3-9
Local high schools taking action against Drunk Driving in light of weekend events. Troops coming home from Haiti, Witchduck Road Project finally starting, Barbara Walters destroyed Ricky Martin, BUTT DRUGS!
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Stupid News 3-9 (Part 2)
$10,000 to Watch Scary Movie alone in Theater, because it's That Scary...Groups Planning to Overthrow Government must first Register with said Government...Luxury Prison to Open in Norway
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Mike Gruss
Mike Gruss of the Virginian-Pilot stayed in 2 of the dirtiest hotels, which just so hapen to be in Virginia Beach. And he's with us to report his findings.
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The Best Contest Ever!
We got jealous, and when we get jealous we come up with great ideas. So in order to compete, we've come up with the BEST CONTEST EVER! Just give a listen, and you could win big big prizes!
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Stupid News 3-9 (Part 1)
Worcestershire Sauce Bottle Assault...Woman Squirts Breast Milk at Officer...200 Calls to 911 in 3 Days
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Sports 3-9
ODU wins the CAA, heading to the NCAA tournament. ACC tourney starts Thursday, Roethlesberger using Ray Lewis' attorney, 'Bama goes to the White House.
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Ask Shelley 3-8
Why are home toilet seats ovals and public toilet seats U-shaped? What am I seeing when I close my eyes and see purple & green splotches? I'm into BDSM, and want to sever ties with my master in place of someone more local. How do I do that?
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Stupid News 3-8 (Part 2)
Steering Wheel Slips Off, Causes a Wreck into a Barn...Disabled Firefighter Scam Stops when they Call the Fire Chief For Donations...$3 Million Diamond smuggled, not really a $3 Million Diamond
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News 3-8
Sad news as 2 local teens affected by a DUI-caused car accident. Norfolk pushing brown water, a Harp Seal spotted in Newport News, the Oscars happened last night.
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Bruce Rader 3-8
ODU & William & Mary play for the CAA title tonight. NASCAR wrecks causing big problems for 2 drivers.
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Stupid News 3-8 (Part 1)
Drunk Lady at Zoo, Feeds Bears and Loses Fingers...Breast Milk Cheese...Car Accident Caused by Woman Driver Shaving her Junk
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Sports 3-8
ODU vs. William & Mary in the CAA Championship Game tonight, 7pm on ESPN, serious crashes in NASCAR, Carl Edwards probably in a lot of trouble, Roethlesberger in trouble again allegedly.
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301
From the Directors who brought you 300, here's the story of 300 men plus the one guy they forgot. Kind of on purpose.
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Games for Your Butt 3-5
The Day the Playstation Died, Call of Duty Developers making headlines, Blind kid beats Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Meat.
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News 3-5
Shooting outside of the Pentagon yesterday, Sea World should Stone Killer Killer Whale to Death, Clydesdales moved from Busch Gardens, Hella High Number Petition, Fake Cox High School Scam, Breast Picture?
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Stupid News 3-5 (Part 2)
Guy Swallows Flash Drive containing Important Information...AC/DC Mosh Pit Knocks Eye out of Quadripalegic Fan...Gas Nozzle Stuck in Gas Tank, Destroys Surrounding Traffic
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The News You Missed 3-5
Live from Pinboys on Laskin Road, the News You Missed for a week featuring Presidential phone calls to Tiger, and kids landing airplanes!
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Stupid News 3-5
100 Year Old Woman's Secret to Longevity: Drink & Smoke...Home Circumcision Operation Turned in by Ex Boyfriend...Black History Month Does NOT mean O.J., Rodman & Rupaul are heroes
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Sports 3-5
Porn Star given free tickets to college basketball game by assistant coach, the uncapped NFL free agent season is underway, Burleson now a Lion. Favre on Leno, not annoying at all, still undecided about being undecided. Iverson cut from team, marriage.
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Kelly Kulick
Pro Bowler and Pro Bowling CHAMPION Kelly Kulick talks to us about how awesome it is to kick ass at bowling.
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Rod's Bowling Song
A world-famous bowler from Poquoson met a tragic end, and Rod wrote a song about it and here it go.
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Bowlin' 2010
It's a special day today, Rum-Bowl 2010, so that deserves a special song. An updated Bowlin' Bowlin' Bowlin' song.
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News 3-4
Gays in the Military making headlines, Health Care being jammed down our throats, more Toyota and now Nissan having recall issues, Jessica Simpson was somehow offended at John Mayer's compliments, Taco Bell torn down at Town Center to be replaced with aTa
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Stupid News 3-4 (Part 2)
Car Chase, Police Involved, 84 Year Old Mom in Front Seat...Payphone Confessional...Chimp in Rehab for Alcohol & Tobacco Abuse
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Sen. Mark Warner
Virginia Senator Mark Warner is doing what he can to help keep the carrier in Norfolk, and get a pick-up game at the White House.
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Stupid News 3-4 (Part 1)
Claustrophobic Deputy Locks Himself in a Cell, Tries to Shoot the Lock...Naked Woman Tied to a Tree in a Park...Soldier's Facebook Blows upcoming Mission
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Sports 3-4
The first Knicks Center has passed away, the HGH Doctor getting busted, the NFL's uncapped year, NASCAR 2010 Hall of Fame class, the Admirals are on fire!
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News 3-3
It's SNOWING again. Global Warming still making headlines, this time very bad. Al Gore continues to believe. A waterslide may be coming to the Oceanfront. Sarah Palin does stand-up. Robert Pattinson explains his vaginal allergy.
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Stupid News 3-3 (Part 2)
Girlfriend Sells Boat, Forges Signature of Ex-Boyfriend to Do it...Road Head Leads Truck Thru Kitchen Wall...Kids Steal Chipmunk Display from Movie Theater
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Rep. Glenn Nye
Glenn Nye is in Washington trying to keep our carrier from being moved to Florida. And also hosting a job fair for unemployed veterans on Monday March 8th.
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Wilford Brimley's Transgendering Supplies
We got testing supplies for you, alright. Wilford Brimley has been noticeably absent from his Liberty Medical commercial, and that's because he's trying a new lifestyle.
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Stupid News 3-3 (Part 1)
Fish Raining From Sky...Man Eats nothing but Grass & Leaves...Man Takes Revenge on Bush, Does $40 Million Worth of Damage in Ensuing Wildfire
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Sports 3-3
USA Hockey, Ryan Miller gets a standing O as the visiting goalie in Pittsburgh, Crosby's game winning glove & stick missing, the Dan Snyder story from yesterday was made up, USA Curling too tired to continue curling.
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Harlem Globetrotters (Part 1)
Curly Neal and Hot Shot Branch join us, as the Harlem Globetrotters are in town this weekend at the Ted. Go check them out!
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Stupid News 3-2
Elephant Rampage at Hindu Wedding...Chuck E. Cheese problem, 2 Year Old Left Overnight...Hotel Room Shot up, Religious Insanity Involved
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Sports 3-2
Mark McGwire Highway no longer, a 49 year old ball boy at Camden Yards, Shaq may miss the rest of this year, so will A.I., Peyton Manning's new contract, and a new old Rams song that will make you laugh.
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News 3-2
Aftershocks in Chile felt as far as Virginia, school back in session in Haiti, Westboro Baptist Protest gets more Protesters, liquor tasting in ABC stores, Leno goes back to 11:30.
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Geoff Bodine
Geoff Bodine, Daytona 500 Winner and now the head behind Bodine Bobsleds, which got us a Gold in Vancouver talks about just that.
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Stupid News 3-1 (Part 2)
Giant Egg Laid, 4 Times Regular Size...Fallout Shelter for Sale, $40,000 on eBay...Rudest Movie Theater Ever
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Sports 3-1
USA Hockey Vs. Canada. USA gets Silver. A Ryan Miller Imposter, teams who touch more do better, HGH suppliers getting in some trouble, new changes to NFL's overtime?
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Bruce Rader 3-1
A full Winter Olympics wrap-up, and a touch of NASCAR at Vegas for you this week.
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Ask Shelley 3-1
How are streets named? Can you give me Phone Sex Tips? And with all the talk about average penis size, what's the average for ladies?
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News 3-1
Earthquake hits Chile, Westboro Baptist in Town and we're putting on our best "Ignore" face, Killer Whale shows back on, Gary Coleman still in the news somehow.
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Stupid News 3-1 (Part 1)
Wedding Crasher Busted for Stealing Gifts...Library Patron Gets Naked, Flashes Librarian, Runs Away with Children's Books...Chickens Used to Help Get Rid of Excess Trash
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iPad
It's not an iPhone, and it's not an iMac...but Shelley uses them like they're disposable. It's the new iPad...for Freshness
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Games for Your Butt 2-26
Parents get ready for a wave of begging for the new Nintendo DSi XL! Now slightly larger than the system you just spent 200 bucks on. Jared Allen gathering his mullet troops.
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Stupid News 2-26 (Part 2)
Woman pounds 40, Grabs a Sword, and heads to the Elementary School...Tank Driver Falls Asleep at the Wheel, Destroys Town...Chuck E. Cheese incident, kid persuaded to steal purse
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S### My Dad Says
The Twitter Feed about things a guy's dad would say is being turned into a TV show this fall. Starring William Shatner, so it's going to be great. What's the crap your parents say?
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News 2-26
Jerry Springer getting people in trouble, Fights on Tv Involving President Obama, water main break in Norfolk, Andrew Koenig has been found, Craig Ferguson can't buy an audience.
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The News You Missed 2-26
The world's deadliest animal is no longer a Shark riding an Elephant, it's a Killer Whale driving a Toyota.
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Stupid News 2-26 (Part 1)
Nike's Hyperdunk going for $700 a Pair...Husbanded Blindfolded and Surprised, with a Hammer to the Head...Death Bear Removes Bad Memories, BONUS interview with the only reporter to get an interview with the Death Bear.
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Sports 2-26
100,000 Condoms, Canadian Women's Hockey team in trouble for celebrating, Eastern Washington's Red Grass...
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Neighbors who Belong on Springer
Thanks to the Jerry Springer show, a guy in North Carolina is in trouble with his probation officer. He ended up on the show trying to get his neighbors on the show. Do you have neighbors who would be suited for the Springer show?
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Alonzo Bodden
Plugging his new show, America's Worst Driver, which premieres in 2 weeks. And talks cars and Leno.
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Stupid News 2-25 (Part 2)
Man Shows up on horse with gun, Drunk, to church...Polish Farmer gets DUI for having a horse pull his truck...Va-Jazzling Salon
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News 2-25
The center for Obvious Studies tells us when traffic is the worst around here. Killer whale causes problems at Sea World, Toyota apologizing, 50 Cent in trouble for a sex tape.
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Sports 2-25
Olympic Updates with hockey, skiing, speed skating, and Mark McGwire's brother is a jerk.
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Stupid News 2-25 (Part 1)
2 Deputies Crash on Segways...Not Enough Meat on Double Meat Blimpie Sub Lawsuit...Pee Test to find Stinkiest Pee for "Saw" Themed Maze
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Mike Bliss
Mike Bliss is driving for NASCAR this weekend in a special Kim Kardashian bright pink car. And he sounds just thrilled about it.
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Stupid News 2-24
New World Record for the Tallest Dog Ever...House Bulldozed to Keep the Bank from Taking It...Breakdancing Mishap, Diamond Belt Buckle Tears up Floor
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News 2-24
More sucky weather moving in, Toyota before Congress, Women to be able to serve on submarines, Gary Busey is a new daddy, and Pole Dancin in the Olympics?
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Stupid News 2-24 (Part 1)
Kentucky Oath of Office to longer contain a line about Participating in a Duel With a Deadly Weapon...Panty Bandit strikes Open Houses...Grocery Store Meat Counter has more than Most, sample?
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Sports 2-24
Shaun White laughs at crying skaters, Dutch skater loses Gold because of his coach, Kornheiser suspended for remarking on female ESPN anchor's clothes.
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Stupid News 2-23 (Part 2)
Spy Pen found in High-Level Airplane Meeting...500 Texts sent from Phone Stolen from Gym...Meat Chips will Cure Obesity
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Sports 2-23
Olympic stuff, Women's Hockey, Ice Dancing, and a LOT of commercials and replays, Ric Flair's wife attacks him, Tiger's apology still in the news...
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News 2-23
Credit Card regulations in effect now, Busch Gardens on Twitter, Hot Dogs need to be re-shaped because kids choke on them, Dick Cheney & Bob Dole having health problems, Pee Wee Herman in trouble again.
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Stupid News 2-23 (Part 1)
Gun Instructor Shoots Student in the Foot...Tax Fight Gun Battle...Chuck E. Cheese fight w/ gun. Noticing a theme?
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Ask Shelley 2-22
Why are girls in bands always bass players? Why does gas have 9/10 of a cent on the end of the price? What's the deal with foreskin?
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News 2-22
Northrop Grumann relocating headquarters, local criminals pull a boner, a Boner is missing in Vancouver, Toyota to testify this week, Tiger's mistresses looking for sympathy now, and support for a crazy man.
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Stupid News 2-22 (Part 2)
Wearing nothing but Underwear, clinging to hood of Girlfriend's Car...$1600 Water Bill...UFO Censored Documents are Censored because Official Make Fun of the Witnesses
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Bruce Rader 2-22
US Hockey over Canada 5-3, Jimmie Johnson continues to win in NASCAR.
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Stupid News 2-22 (Part 1)
Olympic Luger Breaks his Tooth biting his Silver Medal...Valentine's Day Violence, Ex Girlfriend Shows up w/ Sister and Ruins a Waffle House Dinner...Voicemail Documenting Drug Deal left in HR's box...BONUS: Voicemail Song
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Games for Your Butt 2-19
Donkey Kong Jr. records still being broken, Warcraft dads are the best dads, Trekkies spend Valentine's day with other Trekkies.
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News 2-19
Details are out on the plane that crashed into an IRS building in Texas yesterday, What do we do with Waterside? Tiger's Apology is coming, Elton John's interview claims some blasphemous things.
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Stupid News 2-19 (Part 2)
1200 Pairs of Designer Shoes Stolen by Used Shoe Salesman Posing as Mourner...PleaseRobMe.com...ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com
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Kevin Brennan
Kevin is one of those angry comics who you can get all riled up over just about anything. So of course we got him to go off on Tiger Woods...check this out.
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The News You Missed 2-19
Joe Biden continues to be involved in bad news, Tiger's Apology comes today at 11:00, Toyota Recalls everything but how to make a car that can stop, Denture cleaners causing mental problems.
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Stupid News 2-19 (Part 1)
Bad Word Used to Describe Blind Guy Sent in an Email to said Blind Guy's Publicist by Mistake...Man Shot in Scrotum for Beating another man's Daughter...Woman Slips in Husband's Pee during Domestic Dispute
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Tiger's Apology
This is pre-11:00 am Press Conference that's Not really a press conference, and we're taking a wild stab at what this "Apology" actually sounds like.
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Dimitri the Lover, is a hoax
Yes, we all fell for it. Dimitri the guy from the voicemails is all a big set-up for a movie. Or so the producers would have you believe.
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News 2-18
A local big-chested cougar has been spotted, Tracy Morgan needs some motion lotion, giant budget cuts coming to education, President Obama talks to space.
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Your Jackass Moments
Calls from you about your most "Jackass" moments....not often do we hear about bear attacks with M80s.
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The Rad Girls
The easiest way to describe The Rad Girls is "Jackass for Girls." They beat each other with vegetables and just flat out hurt themselves in the name of comedy.
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Stupid News 2-18 (Part 1)
Surgical Tool Left in Woman's Abdomen...Accidental Luge Track Flooding...Biden's Box at the Olympics crashed by Mentall Ill Man with Homemade Passes
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Sports 2-18
An Updated Medal Count, as Shaun White, Lindsey Vonn and others win gold. Ochocinco wants T.O. on the Bengals, Evander still gonna fight that horse.
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Gabriel Iglesias
A second show was just announced! The Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias will now be doing TWO shows on Friday, March 5th at the Harrison Opera House.
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Stupid News 2-17 (Part 2)
Psychologist Billing Patient for Sexxions...The computer mouse that's shaped like a vag, the G-Spot mouse...How to make Casserole out of your cat...Stupid News BONUS! Cat lady 911 call!
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News 2-17
Norfolk schools' computers are messed up, a weiner tree, the dumbest criminal in a while, how hot are Americans? And panda porn!
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News Bonus! 2-17
A soundbyte and ANALysis of a city council meeting in New Hampshire depicting in graphic detail how to consumate a gay marriage.
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Kim Jong Il
Happy Birthday to our dear reader. How does North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il celebrate his birthday? Razer tag!!
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Sports 2-17
USA Curling loses twice, US Goalie told to remove his helmet sticker, Zambonis in Canada suck, VT over Wake Forest, Janikowski the richest kicker in the NFL
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Stupid News 2-17 (Part 1)
Big Ass Chuck E. Cheese Brawl...Encouraging you to give up iPods for Lent...Fortune Teller Murdered
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Terri Carlson
Will Marry for Health Insurance. That's this woman's story. She's on some expensive medication and after a recent divorce finds herself without insurance. So Terri Carlson is looking for a husband, who can get her insured.
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Charlie Murphy
Charlie has a new book and DVD coming out, and he wants you go to buy it/them. So listen in, get the details, then go forth and buy.
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News 2-16
Global Warming may destroy the peninsula, eventually. The census is on tour, Tracy Morgan on Letterman, trees in Williamsburg are awesome. 3 years ago today, Britney Spears shaved her head.
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Sports 2-16
Olympic stuff, including falling ice skaters, the world record for getting kicked in the crotch, NBA All-Star game gets dunked on, Super Bowl sod for sale, and Tiger's secret assistant may come public.
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Stupid News 2-16 (Part 1)
Fake "Hit by a Car" story to avoid being late to work...Magician spends 64 hours in a solid block of ice, guess what, Frostbite!...Old Man Gets 2 Left Feet + Limbcrafters
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We Are the World
The cast of the morning show characters got together and re-recorded a song to help the earthquake victims in Haiti. I'm not sure if it will work, but they tried.
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News 2-15
Happy President's Day! We are the World video released, Gary Coleman is mad at Haiti and women. 1-800-Flowers pisses people off, year of the Tiger!
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Mike Kohn
Olympic bobsledder Mike Kohn joins us from Vancouver, as the U.S. is expected to sweep the board for bobsledding. U.S.A! U.S.A!
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Bruce Rader 2-15
The Daytona 500 was yesterday, along with a busy weekend of Olympic coverage and the NBA All-Star Game
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Ask Shelley 2-15
Do girls like seeing pictures of naked dudes as much as dudes like seeing naked girls? What causes the bedspins when you're drunk? What U.S. city has the biggest boobs?
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Stupid News 2-15
Bank Robber Shows Up on a Holiday, the bank's closed, you can't get in...Playing Otter Mistaken for Drowning Snowmobiler...GM of Chilean Mint fired for Misspelling Chile on thousands of coins
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Sports 2-15
The Daytona 500 only took 6 hours, McMurray your winner. Brees on Oprah, birthmark is not lipstick. The Winter Olympics are underway, getting Eiffel Towered.
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I Just Called to Say I Love You
When you're in a long distance relationship, sometimes a voicemail is as good as Valentine's Day gets. Not so much in these instances...
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Stupid News 2-11 (Part 2)
29 Tvs smashed in a Wal-Mart with a bat...Undertaker spills beans about strange last requests...Dog Poo On Fire Fail
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Sports 2-11
Kentucky can't spell, Javelin to the back, Erin Andrews' stalker was very busy, Roy Williams doesn't quite get it...
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Pablo Francisco
From the famed Don LaFontaine Memorial Studio, Pablo calls ahead, and he'll be in town tonight thru the weekend at the Funny Bone.
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Joe Nemechek
Front Row Joe used a unique promotional method to get sponsors to race this weekend. You know, that little thing called the Daytona 500 is on Sunday.
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Sexbot
Doug Heinz is the inventor of the first Sex Robot...you know, a robot for sex. It's every bit as wondrous as you would have imagined.
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Stupid News 2-11 (Part 1)
Coat Stolen from Dog...Dance Instructor Tased by Man Who Accuses Him of being a Sinner...Wedding Called Off, Wife Has a Beard and is Cross-eyed
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Shannon Sharpe
Former NFL Tight End Shannon Sharpe told a radio station that he would definitely be voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on the first ballot. He wasn't. But he's on the phone to try to clear some things up...
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Stupid News 2-10 (Part 2)
Greeting Cards for the Dead...Neighbor Shovels Snow on Car, Gets Gun Drawn on him...Ambulance Stolen, Patient & Paramedics still in the back
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Sports 2-10
Tom Arnold may be banned from everything forever, Tiger's Mistress gets job at "Extra," the Saints victory parade was boobie-free, Romanowski the strength coach? Not likely...
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Captain Phil
Captain Phil of Deadliest Catch passed away yesterday. We took some excerpts from an interview conducted with him over the summer to help tell his story.
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Stupid News 2-10 (Part 1)
Starbucks Lawsuit Over a Man with Tourette's...Fat Free Camel Burger...French Wiseman is fictional, yet someone quotes him to back up their French philosophies
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Call to Indianapolis
The story came out that only 11 people welcomed the Colts home from their Super Bowl defeat. So a call was made to the city of Indianapolis, demanding an explanation!
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Dr. Lisa Masterson
The OB from the tv show The Doctors answers the Rumble in the Morning 5 Question Quiz, and explains that there's no such thing as a bad question for a doctor.
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Stupid News 2-9 (Part 2)
Canine Chastity Belts...4 Elderly People Kidnapped Financial Advisor with plans of getting their lost Retirement Money Back...Bus Driver is Highest Paid City Employee
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Top 10 Constitution
A rough draft of the U.S. Constitution was recently discovered, and here's the top ten things removed from the draft...we're a lot better off.
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News 2-9
More snow coming? Possibly. VDOT is working on all the potholes, the Toyota recall's details, Gary Coleman spent his birthday in court, Joe Jackson on Larry King.
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Sports 2-9
Drew Brees is a big deal, Letterman & Obama want a piece of this guy. Sean Payton sleeps with trophies, and the odds for next year's Super Bowl already released.
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Stupid News 2-9 (Part 1)
Crack Don't Take no Credit Cards, Baby...Does my Gassy Mom Contribute to Global Warming?...Billboard with GW Bush, "Miss me yet?"
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Stupid News 2-8 (Part 2)
Feasant Terrorizes Village...Antiques Sold for Nothing, Gave up $100,000...Mom Shot Son in Groin, He Claims he was "pretending to rob her"
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Bruce Rader 2-8
An in-depth look at the game that was....Super Bowl 44. If you missed it somehow, the Saints won 31-17.
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Stupid News 2-8 (Part 1)
Anger Management Counselor Needs to Take His Own Course...Naked Email Guy Gets to Keep his Job...75 Bottles of Lotion Smuggled in Pants
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Ask Shelley 2-8
Do Dogs have Taste Buds? Does Snow Kill Germs? And what's the deal with Curvy Weiners?
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News 2-8
Still some closings, a new space toilet, the USS Truman part of the Super Bowl, plans for the vacant Ford plant, Charlie Sheen's car found in a ditch, Stern turns down Idol.
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Sports 2-8
Super Bowl 44 was last night, with the Saints winning their first 31-17 over the Colts. Controversy in the Puppy Bowl!
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Rumble in the Atlantic
Rumble in the Atlantic Ocean for the Polar Plunge. And it was POLAR, with some of the coldest and rainiest and worst weather imaginable, he braved the mighty seas.
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News 2-5
Prepare for another Winter blast, Toyota owning up to its issues, one of Tiger's ladies on an Italian talk show, Taylor Swift needs defending, the Cyrus family are not perverts, and a restaurant in Canada wants you to come bang in their bathroom.
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Games for your Butt 2-5
The Madden 10 SuperBowl Prediction. CBS not thrilled with the language of Dante's Inferno, and you pick who the Madden Curse will strike down next year!
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Stupid News 2-5 (Part 2)
Cop Wrote Hundreds of Fake Tickets...Vaccuum Cleaner Used to Suck Gas out of Engine, Explosion Ensues...Brian May Signature Rubbed off Guitar because of playing it, Brian May will sign it again.
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Duff Goldman
Duff Goldman from Ace of Cakes is actually coming to town. Sunday night he'll be performing with his band at the Taphouse in Ghent in Norfolk!
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Bruce Rader 2-5
The Super Bowl is Sunday. And Bruce has his pick. Analysis and the reasoning behind Bruce's pick are here.
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The News You Missed 2-5
Toyota recall and their millions of defective pedals have a fix, something gets lost in the translation, Tiger no longer wants to put it in the hole, Sun Microsystems is really linked in.
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Stupid News 2-5 (Part 1)
Man fought to save his 3 dogs who were vicious attack dogs, then they attacked & killed him...In-laws can re-gift if there is a divorce...Plastic Surgery to look like Jessica Alba to get obsessed boyfriend back
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Left Nut Guy
Some dude is offering up his left testicle in exchange for Super Bowl tickets, and we're checking up on the progress.
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News 2-4
Mel Gibson tries to explain his A*hole. A strange story about a local goat. One of Tiger Woods' mistresses sounds really smart, mad at her face being on a golf ball.
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Stupid News 2-4 (Part 2)
Caught Checking Nudey Email on Local News...iSamJackson, What Would Sam Jackson Do?...Muslim Doctors making Exploding Breast Implants
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Sports 2-4
Olympic nipples in question, the weirdest Super Bowl bets you can place, and legend Keith Jackson lets us in on local signings.
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Dwayne Perkins
Meet Dwayne with us. Dwayne lets us know about his appearances on late night tv, great white moments in black history, and men's clothes.
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Birthday Prank Call
This is great. Prank call to a guy who keeps his car in a storage unit, and letting him know that a beaver has destroyed it. Happy Birthday.
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Stupid News 2-4 (Part 1)
Dog Rattles, 13 Golf Balls in its Stomach...Severed Seal's Head on a Plane...Another Virginity Auction
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Polar Plunge
Get hyped for the Polar Plunge this Saturday with us down at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront. The forecast for almost polar conditions, so be prepared.
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Stupid News 2-3 (Part 2)
Truck Driven Thru Gas Station...Judge Ordered Lawyer in Class Action Suit be paid in $10 gift certificates for women's clothes...Cigarette Explodes in Mouth, takes 6 teeth with it
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News 2-3
Some schools STILL closed, military may get HOV privileges, Don't Ask Don't Tell may be repealed, but meeting some opposition. Is Sex addiction real? Dr. Conrad Murray will face charges. Mel Gibson tells off a news reporter.
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Sports 2-3
Favre's Super Bowl ad, the worst QB performances in a Super Bowl, LT not taking a paycut, Vick stays in Philly, prostitues will flood Miami, Florida issues with false accusations about Meyer, and the homelessest little mascot.
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Our own Groundhog Prediction
We have a mechanical singing gopher, but for today it's a Groundhog and it's going to predict the weather for us!
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Stupid News 2-2 (Part 2)
Car Set on Fire While Trying to Warm it up with a Space Heater under the hood...Couple Fined 4 Buffalo and a Pig for Infidelity...Fine for Blowing Nose in Traffic Jam
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Sports 2-2
Super Bowl smack-talk, not what you'd expect. Shatner's WWE appearance, Soccer more popular than american football. Are wedges illegal? Kobe passes West as Lakers all-time leading scorer.
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News 2-2
Schools still closed, 69% of the country still covered in snow. More fallout from the move of a carrier to Mayport, FL. Local drummer for Judas Priest wins a Grammy, Taylor Swift not deserving her awards? CBS censored the HECK out of Eminem & Lil Wayne.
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Stupid News 2-2 (Part 1)
Alaska's Groundhog Day is using a Marmut...Ladies Night, first 400 ladies get free vibrators...Transexual Only Prison....When a Man is a Woman & O Pretty Woman?
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Doctor Fudge
Another ad in our series of commercials you probably won't get a chance to see or hear. This is Dr. Fudge, and he's ready to lovingly care for your colon.
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Ask Shelley 2-1
What is the average testicle size? What's the history of Maxi-Pads? And are snow weiners legal?
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Stupid News 2-1 (Part 2)
Car Thief is good at Thieving...Porn Replaces Banner Ads on Car Dealer's Website...Man Caught self-pleasuring, wants you to mind your own business
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Sports 2-1
The Pro Bowl happened, allegedly. McNabb gets grilled by a kid, Freeney may miss the Super Bowl, some porn star is a whore (surprise), Westboro Baptist getting attention.
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Ad Role Reversals
If some products aimed their advertising in another direction, it would sound a lot different. I'm trying to nicely say 'Tampon commercial for men'
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News 2-1
SNOW! It's still out there. Miss VA is now MISS AMERICA, Michael Jackson's kids make us uncomfortable, and President Johnson's voicemail about his bunghole.
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Sports w/ Bruce 2-1
A day after the Pro Bowl, 6 days from the Super Bowl...who ya got? Bruce won't tell, you'll have to check back in on Friday for that one...
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Stupid News 2-1 (Part 1)
Mechanic Takes Porsche on Joyride, Flips It...Black Goat Slaughtered Daily to Ward Off Evil Spirits...Follow-up: Porn on TV Right Next to Elementary School
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Games for Your Butt 1-29
Mass Effect 2 and MAG dominate this week's releases, a class action suit against Micro$oft, and an Italian soccer stabbing.
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Stupid News 1-29 (Part 2)
Dogs & Cats about to be made illegal to eat in China...Man Passes out in Play Pit of McDonalds, Orders his kids to Bite the Police's Faces Off...Eating Port is Hot in Argentina...Let's Pork!!
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Facereader, Barbara Roberts
Barbara can read the shape and features of your face and tell all kinds of stuff about you. So we sent her pictures of the staff in an effort to find out what jobs we should really be doing.
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The News You Missed 1-29
WINTER STORM 2010, Obama's State of the Union Stats, new threatening cards from the middle east, Kaeding removes himself from the Pro Bowl, and bubble wrap news.
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News 1-29
State of Emergency for impending weather, a possible buyer for the Ford plant, the toll discussion ramps up, John Edwards is a creep, Tiger's ladies keep talking hoping someone will listen.
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Stupid News 1-29 (Part 1)
Family Evacuated from House, White Supremacist on the Roof...What Growing in Boy's Ear...Drill Bit Left in Sinus Cavity
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Sports 1-29
Mancrunch.com, WOW. Ochocinco does it all, Titans & Jaguars swap running back coaches, tranny problems, and racism in a Florida grocery store.
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News 1-28
SNOWMAGEDDON on the way, the State of the Union was last night, and on the other channel was American Idol with a Barney the Dinosaur Dominatrix! The Edwards heading for divorce court, local pot laws shot down,
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Dan Horn
Dan Horn is a ventriliquist who came without his dummies. But you can't tell the difference, right?
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Stupid News 1-28 (Part 2)
Missing Prosthetic Ear & Leg found under Roller Coaster...Chef Criticized for Preparing Hitler's Favorites...Don't Post Solicitations for Sex on Craigslist for other people
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Sports 1-28
Jets getting free lapdances, Kaeding's groin pull, Ochocinco's awesome new ride, Admirals on a roll, and Rod's blog needs your help.
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Disclaimer
We compiled a disclaimer from your suggestions, and this is all that could happen to you by listening to Rumble in the Morning. The listener disclaimer.
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Stupid News 1-28 (Part 1)
Seafood Pricing Brawl...No Free Visits to the Zoo for Redheads...Blow Up Dolls Violated in the Sex Shop
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Stupid News 1-27 (Part 2)
Superintendent of Milwaukee Diocese gets DUI on the way home from A.A...Swan Trapped in Frozen River...Doctors Amputate Wrong Leg, then the Right One
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Sports 1-27
Reggie Bush's Armor-Plated Limo, Favre doesn't have a timetable for his return. London Fletcher finally voted to the Pro Bowl! New Orleans vs. Indianapolis...it's a battle of SHRIMP. Greg Oden is sorry.
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Mubobobobobo
Larry King's perfect product, it's the herb that sounds like a dying man's last words!
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Disclaimer
The Morning Show's disclaimer is a work in progress, but we think this encompasses most of the side effects that Rumble in the Morning may cause.
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News 1-27
Cat Fight on Idol? Virgin Mary sighting in town. A Toyota recall gets HUGE, more local impact on Haiti, toll possibly coming to the HRBT & MMBT, $2!
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Stupid News 1-27 (Part 1)
44 Lizards Smuggled in underwear...Picasso Painting Ripped as Woman Falls Into It...Newsday.com has a whopping 35 Subscribers
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America's Dirtiest Hotels
Did you know that based upon consumer reviews, Virginia Beach has 2 of the top 10 dirtiest hotels in the country? Well we called a dirty hotel to see just how dirty they are, and they got nothing on this show.
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Stupid News 1-26 (Part 2)
Mom Drops Son Off at Crime Scene...Peeing on the Meat Counter...Motivational Speech to 6th-8th-graders gets XXX-rated
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Sports 1-26
The Colts superstitions about the Super Bowl, the AFC Pro Bowl roster has become a joke, Jets still talking, a dead guy in a dress, and the best hockey play-by-play ever.
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News 1-26
Local impact on Haiti, more ships leaving. John Travolta flies supplies in himself, the de-criminalization of pot hits a snag, and MONKEYS MAKING MOVIES!
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Stupid News 1-26 (Part 1)
Man Breaks in to house, takes beer, fries chicken, takes a shower, cuts his hair and leaves...Priest shoplifts butter & a new sofa cover...Elderly Bee Keeper stung, wakes up in a casket
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Message from Osama Bin Ladin
The newest message from Osama bin Ladin takes credit for a lot of failures, like the attempted Christmas Day attack.
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Rick's Travel Log
Last week Rumble went home to Michigan to visit his mom, and here is all that happened on the trip. Truly remarkable stuff here.
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News 1-22
Haiti Relief Telethon tonight, Guess who's not invited? Tiger's demands at sex rehab making people not happy, geriatric brawl, Sam Jackson screaming at deaf kids, and 20% of women have ended a relationship because of Videogames.
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Stupid News 1-22 (Part 2)
Fake Cop Arrested by Fake Prostitute...Old man mad at Mark McGwire, demands he apologize to every pitcher he scored off of...Topless Bar Opening down the Street from Home for Single Young Moms
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Arena Cross!
Miss Arena Cross stopped by the FM99 studio today along with Devin Pilkington, a local racer looking to take the lead in the points this weekend!
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Bruce Rader 1-22
Bruce makes a special appearance to give us the real deal on this weekend's Conference Championship games.
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Games for Your Butt 1-22
Halo and Bungie helping Haiti, some more porno people are mad at videogames, and the best law firm commercial that doesn't feature The Hammer.
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Stupid News 1-22 (Part 1)
Chicken Licker jail Sentence...Soccer Player Kills Fan, but He's Good so It's Cool...Demand for a Beer Pipeline
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Sports 1-22
NASCAR changing some rules, Rex Ryan back to his old self, Dan Reeves not ruling out a job he was never offered, Iverson starting for the All-Star game somehow, and the saddest little bowling alley ever.
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News 1-21
A local boy makes it home from Haiti, a rescue caught on tape, a tragic horse story, the President's reaction to Massachusetts new Senator. Speaking of him, he's still in hot water over outing his daughters, and more American Idol funny stuff. My pantsdon
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Stupid News 1-21
Body discovered with "Very Long" fingers...15 year old found in luggage...Goat breaks into a strip club
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Sports 1-21
Rex Ryan finally boring, not good. Only 11 minutes of actual football action in a 4 hour broadcast, Tarkenton still mad at Favre, and what exactly is sex rehab?
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J Medicine Hat
The 6th man of the morning show, J Medicine Hat is in town once again, pumping his Teen Hypno show on Saturday, but you don't have to be a teen to enjoy him.
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Stupid News 1-21 (Part 1)
Armed Robbery Still Counts Even if No One's There...Man Banned From Park for Banging Trees...Man Poses as Model, Dupes other Dumb Men
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News 1-20
Another earthquake hits Haiti this morning, Royal Caribbean still resorting in Haiti, the French are mad at us so F them, ugly shootout in Appomatox, "Jesus Rifles"??, and Idol highlights.
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Stupid News 1-20 (Part 2)
Pizza Delivery Guy Punched in the Face...Delights of India has a police car crash thru it...Van Halen's "Jump" played while woman threatens to jump off a bridge
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Sports 1-20
Serena Williams helping by reminding you about what she's done, Venus free-balling, Lincecum's pot charges, Shaq joins 28,000 point club, and go Jets!
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Stupid News 1-20 (Part 1)
North Dakota re-writing calendars, leaving January shorter...Man Shot, Drives Self to Hospital, Given DUI on the Way...Stalking Case is Creeeeepy, Woman Googled 40,000 times in one year.
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Stupid News 1-19 (Part 2)
Mouse Infestation at Police Station...Man Tries to Jump Through Bulletproof Glass in Courthouse, PWNED...John Denver is just too loud!
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Rebecca Cardon
Local girl made good in Hollywood, Rebecca spent last season on Celebrity Sex Rehab with Doctor Drew, and a new season of Celebrity Rehab starts soon on VH-1.
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News 1-19
More local relief efforts to Haiti, decriminalization of pot maybe coming to Gloucester, Conan's buy-out deal is SWEET, but that means we're stuck with Leno. Taco Bell founder has passed, PANTS on the GROUND on the View.
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My New Pink Button
It's a lady dye for your lady bits. We didn't really realize that fading was an issue, but now we think we all need it.
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Stupid News 1-19 (Part 1)
AIDS Bandi scares Detroit...Letter to Editor about Daylight Savings Time in correlation to Global Warming...Suicide Stopped by Police, 5 Appliances in the Tub
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Sports 1-19
Mike Greenberg may be in some serious trouble for an unfortunate slip he made on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Bills finally find a coach, and the San Diego police were VERY busy on Sunday.
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Wilford Brimley's Junk Fade
Because gradual genital discoloration isn't just a problem for women anymore, and Wilford Brimley's Junk Fade will help you stop looking like a deflated circus elephant.
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Stupid News 1-18 (Part 2)
TV Billboard with Porno on it causes Traffic Jam, Tissue Shortage...Cowboy Threatens Dog...Erotic Wine & Rope Sampling
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Sports 1-18
Rex Ryan's Al Pacino impression lifts Jets over Chargers, Romo loses, Coach Rumble is out for the Admirals.
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News 1-18
Observance of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Peanut butter to help the Haitians, along with several thousand local sailors. Conan leaving on Friday, James Cameron & Oprah mourn the trees!
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Ask Shelley 1-18
Why are there worms in Tequila bottles? When did "Buck" start meaning money? Pasties? WTF?
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Stupid News 1-18 (Part 1)
"Mr. Gay China" pageant...Illegal to Insult Your Spouse in France...Weight Watchers Floor Collapses During Weigh-Ins
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Rumble in the Hangar
Hangar 09 had Rumble out for its Grand Opening, flight simulation has never been funnier.
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Games for Your Butt 1-15
3D Gaming, good or bad? Too much gaming will turn you blind, Ron Jeremy takes an unpopular stance on videogame violence.
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Stupid News 1-15
Car Repossessed with Child inside...Selling Bear Gall Bladders gets Jail Time...Indecent Exposure with Sexual Intent, Vasoline Left Behind
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Sports 1-15
The Ravens' Secret Weapon, Ed Reed/Reggie Wayne/ and a dead snake, the governor of Maryland calls out the governor if Indiana, and A special birthday greeting for Rod's daughter Avery,
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News 1-15
An Amber Alert, some rescue news from Haiti, a local teen is alive an well, the White House's official statement on Pat Robertson, Conan leaving late-night for porno, and a cat gets called for jury duty?
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Health Tips from 1899
Let's take a look to the past and see what medical advice was dispensed way back in 1899. Our understand of medicine has come a long way.
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The News You Missed 1-15
Pat Robertson's mouth is still running, Tiger loses more sponsors, the late night wars, and the Gumby creator meets an unfortunate end.
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Stupid News 1-15 (Part 1)
WWII Bomb in front of Alaska Bar was REAL...Hair Stylist Shoots Unhappy Customer...Bag of Brain Taken from Funeral Home
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Jan Gabriel's Funeral
Jan Gabriel invented the phrase "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!" for commercials for races and monster trucks and the like. He passed away this week, and funeral is, well you can figure it out.
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News 1-14
Rescue efforts in Haiti underway, The Obama musical starts in Germany, some more awful American Idol auditions, and some great ones. PANTS ON THE GROUND!! And a lamb born with a human face? Just kidding, it was stillborn.
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Sports 1-14
Yankees donating to Haiti, Steroids officially over, the Greatest Game on Ice EVER!! Chris Johnson Offensive Player of the Year, Herschel Walker's MMA fight coming up, and the most unfortunate charity attempt ever. It involves Hades and Lane Kiffin.
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Michael Winslow
The Human Sound Effects Machine is in the studio, discussing the NBC late night problem, among other things. Check him out!
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Stupid News 1-14
Fish in Aquarium Beheaded...China Porno Crackdown Helper Destroyed by Porno...Neighbor Trying to Turn his house into an Amphitheater/Jewish Sperm Bank
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Rumble in the Studio Rio
It's Rumble in the streets of Virginia Beach as Rumble and Shelley take their first ever pole dancing class...together. Thanks again to Studio Rio!
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News 1-13
An 7.0 earthquake rocks Haiti, a second tunnel to go alongside the Midtown has been approved, more Conan vs. Leno, Tom Brokaw tries to be funny, American Idol premiered with all the bad acts, and Sarcasm Punctuation.
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Sports 1-13
Give a Kidney, Jan Gabriel has passed away, Lane Kiffin goes to USC, Woodson wins Defensive Player of the Year, Rex Ryan not happy about it, Jaguars can't afford to fire Del Rio
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Stupid News 1-13 (Part 1)
Nudists Mad at deposited Sea Lion Carcass...Bootleg Tiger Woods Gatorade...The Beaver Changing its name to something that will sell less copies.
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SEXBOTS
Yes, they're real. For a mere $9,000 you can a sex robot of your very own.
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News 1-12
HRT President resigns, VDOT head stepping down as well. Horse stuck in frozen pond and a Chihuahua shot with a BB Gun, more Conan Leno drama, Dick Heene starts his jail time, 3D Porn!!
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Stupid News 1-12
Would-Be Burglar Caught By his own kids...Dude Caught in Neighbor's Panties...Kicking Snow Off Shoes Gets a Gun Pulled on your Neighbor
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Sports 1-12
Mark McGwire admits to using steroids, SHOCKED SOUND!! Mark Sanchez rips Pete Carroll in his own words, Tampa Safety arrested for strangling his wife, Barber's Bursa Sac
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Studio Rio
Rumble and Shelley are going to take a pole dancing class after the show today, and Rio from Studio Rio is going to guide them through it!
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Sen. John McCain 1-12
Senator McCain's response to the "Game Change" book, which pretty much torches everyone involved in the 2008 Presidential Election, except the President.
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Stupid News 1-12 (Part 1)
Woman Reverses the Wiring on her Leaving Husband's Power Tools...Wal-Mart Greeter Fired for Punching Back...Avatar Fans Suicidal over Pandora not being Real
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News 1-11
Inauguration week for Governor McDonnell, HRT president NOT stepping down, NBC's late-night mess, Rod Blagojevich is a clown, Avatar racist again, and no-pants day in New York.
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Stupid News 1-11 (Part 2)
Burglar Only Steals Mens Shoes and their Pictures...Women's Clothing Disguise Doesn't Work...Slingshot Threat in the Laundry Room
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Bruce Rader 1-11
Wild Card Weekend wrap-up for the NFL playoffs, and Bruce is responsible for the NBC late-night shake-up. He addresses it here.
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Ask Shelley 1-11
Does the Taco Bell Diet work? Do Bigger Boobs produce more milk? What the heck is a Fart Diary?
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Sports 1-11
NFL Wild Ward Weekend wraps up with victories by Dallas, New York, Arizona and Baltimore. Danica to NASCAR will be a waste, says Kyle Petty. Chris Johnson very literate when it comes to not winning the MVP. Keith Jackson returns to tell you about the BCST
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Game Change
The Book Game Change comes out today, and details a lot of sketchy backroom shenanigans during the 2008 Presidential Election, most notably Sen. Harry Reid's strange choice of words.
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Shelley's Diaper Call
This was referenced late in the show today, Shelley got a call from a dude in a wet diaper who wanted her to see it. The word of the day is, "Creepy"
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Games for Your Butt 1-8
The first Videogame segment of 2010, and you knew it had to happen. A kid got a used system with a picture of a penis on it, the Michael Jackson PS3 bundle, and USA takes a record back.
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Consumer Electronics Show
Laura Hubbard calls us from Las Vegas and the Consumer Electronics Show to tell us all about upcoming gadgets like 3-D tv and Wireless Internet Radio, FOR YOUR CAR
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Stupid News 1-8 (Part 2)
Cop Caught Having Sex in Church DURING Mass...Giant TV Smashed with Butt...Cake Licker in Grocery Store
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Michael Jackson & Elvis
From the CD "Gold," it's the Michael Jackson & Elvis Presley recording sessions, in honor of what would have been Elvis' 75th Birthday.
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The News You Missed 1-8
The first News You Missed of 2010. If you miss this one, you're probably going to miss everything all year.
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News 1-8
There was supposed to be a gigantic winter storm, but only a couple of closings to mention. A nude jogger at the White House, President Obama not happy, and Gary Coleman's weiner in a movie. Those stories may or may not be linked.
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Stupid News 1-8 (Part 1)
Civil War Re-enactor fight called a DRAW...Wal-Mart Getaway in Hospital Gown on Motorized Cart...Biscuits n' Gravy n' More hit by 92 Year Old Man
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Sports 1-8
BCS National Champions are...ALABAMA. A special appearance by Keith Jackson, McGwire being hired as Cardinals hitting coach, may play. And Rod's Super Bowl picks.
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Bluetoothdouchebag.com
Brian runs bluetoothdouchebag.com which is exactly what it sounds like. Douche bags wearing bluetooths and closing deals, only you know...not.
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Jo Koy
Jo Koy from Chelsea Lately tells us all about who he's met, Eddie Murphy, Andre Agassi, and Randall Cunningham was a jerk.
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Shelley's News
Man Brothel about to open, Census questions causing some tension, Letterman's transgender joke requires an apology?
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Sports with Rod
New Peyton Manning Wheaties commercial is awesome, Eagles employee spits on the Dallas star, Gilbert Arenas is a dope.
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Stupid News 1-7
Woman Injures Self in Pole-Dancing Class at Gym...Illicitencounters.com blowing up in UK because of the bad weather...Women Steal More than Men
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Stupid News 1-6 (Part 2)
Fatties Bounced from BeautifulPeople.com...Banjo Assault...Man Robs Store to Spend Christmas in Jail, Not with his family
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Sports with Rod
A special encore sports performance, featuring Geoff Bodine who is looking for a sponsor for himself, and to promote the USA's Olympic Bobsled team.
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Skip from the Census
Skip works at a local Census office, and wants to let you know how you can find work working for the Census office too. The pay is great, you should jump on that.
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(Dude) Is Still a Lady
We needed a Female to Male transgendered song, and this is what will soon be a modern day classic.
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Stupid News 1-6 (Part 1)
Passed out in Front Seat, Meth Lab in the back...Avatar sex scene will be on the DVD...Ed Gein: The Musical, followed by "If I only ate a brain"
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Sports with Rod
Percy Harvin wins Offensive Rookie of the Year, Eagles-Cowboys game drew 3 times the ratings, Cuban is mad at the NFL, and what REALLY happened to Tiger Woods.
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Shelley's News
Census jobs are coming, Amanda Simpson is the first transgendered Presidential appointee and he/she says it sucks to be first, car salesmen get stabby, and Bear Grylls bird poo enema.
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Skip's Casting Call
Motivational speaker extraordinairre Skip Giblet is looking to make some extra money, and these "Adult Pictures" seem to pay a lot.
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Stupid News 1-5 (Part 2)
Doll with Toy Guy Locks down Airport...Best trip to Wal-Mart...Turtle Farts Trigger Overflow Sensor in Aquarium
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Cliff's Fire Safety Briefing
Assistant Public Service Director, Cliff Andrews is hosting a mandatory fire safety briefing, so we will all survive any future fire-related mishaps.
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Shelley's News
It's cold. Septic system problems locally, first Transgendered appointee in federal government, new planets have been discovered, and parents tattooing their kids.
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Sports with Rod
TCU-Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl, Shanahan watch in D.C., and more coach firings coming to the NFL, and the Rams loser shoes cause 2 losers to get hurt.
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Ask Shelley 1-4
Why does tapping a soda can keep it from exploding? What's the origin of the phrase "Blue Balls?" What hurts more, a kick in the gonads or childbirth?
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Stupid News 1-4 (Part 2)
Global Warming Protest halted, Too Cold...0.708 BAC sets new record...Man Attacks Dad because he had to Make his own lunch
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Sports with Rod
Week 17 of the NFL season is in the books, and the playoff picture is set. Evander Holyfield getting back in the ring.
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Shelley's News
New Michael Jackson song, twitter butt controversy, local Rescue mission completed, the dunes to be rebuilt with old Christmas trees.
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Sarah Palin Going Rogue, Un-censored
Amidst all the Tiger Woods drama at the end of 2009, the Sarah Palin book was overshadowed. Well we found a copy of the UNCENSORED version audio book, and it is strange.
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Bruce Rader 1-4
The Redskins lost to the Chargers yesterday, but you didn't see it on local channels because FOX chose to air the Cowboys-Eagles NFC East Title game. Was it the right call?
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Stupid News 1-4 (Part 1)
Live Grenades delivered to Police Station...Stuffed Moose Head Falls off wall, on bar Patron's Head...911 Called to Get a Ride to the Bar
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Counters Needed
The US Census is looking for people to COUNT people for the big Census next year. And who better to COUNT all those people than a COUNT himself.
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Stupid News 12-23 (Part 2)
Icepick Stabbing over Parking Space...Wedding Saved by Radio Listeners...Man Accused of Killing and Eating an Endangered Tiger
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Shelley's News
Health Care Reform Bill to be voted on on Christmas Eve, the Obamas Christmas plans, vote for your local Gumwrapper, Gumwrapper.com, Brittany Murphy's cause of death, Steven Tyler going back to rehab.
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Stupid News 12-23 (Part 1)
Man Walks into Diner With Knife in his Chest...Postal Worker Threatens the Post Office...Target Employee Fired for Buying Zhu Zhu pets while On the Clock
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Stupid News 12-22
Teacher denying the Holocaust to students...TV Dating Show ad Pulled, "What's wrong with redheads?"...Sausages Used as Fake Dynamite
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Sports with Rod
Giants destroy the Redskins, Cowboys re-sign Suisham, the Lingerie Football League makes the news, some hockey injuries that do indeed hurt, Kentucky reaches 2000 wins in NCAA Men's Basketball
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Season's Beatings
A more accurate look at what happens around the holidays. And by accurate, I don't mean accurate at all. I mean grim.
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Shelley's News
Welcome Home to the USS Wasp, a crash in the Dismal Swamp, new regulations for airplanes, the President gets his flu shot, and Grand Theft Auto (the videogame) leads to a real crime.
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Stupid News 12-21 (Part 2)
Cow on Roof May Explain Unexplained Damage...Bank Robbery Prank Text is not Funny...Doctors to Operate on Tortoise Woman
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Shelley's News
Weather recovery from the weekend, the health care bill looks like it will pass, police standoff in Virginia Beach, Brittany Murphy died over the weekend, Tiger in hiding!
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Ask Shelley 12-21
Why do we kiss people under Mistletoe? Do different ethnic groups' boobs' feel different? Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho?
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Stupid News 12-21 (Part 1)
Gift Cards for Divorce...Monk on Skateboard in a Temple, is a problem...Radio Stunt Goes Wrong when Van Burns Down
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Sports with Rod
Mondays are always full sports days, with NFL all over the place, and ODU pulling off upsets in basketball!
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Rumble in the Kalbone's
Rumble in the Streets of Virginia Beach at Kalbone's Speed shop for Christmas Wish Stop #5!
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I Wanna Be a Civilian
Finally returning to the OnDemand page, I Wanna be a Civilian for all of our retiring service men and women.
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Games for Your Butt 12-18
In the last one of the year 2009, we really don't help you with your Christmas shopping at all. But a new adventure game for next year will get you ready for 2010 for sure!
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Stupid News 12-18 (Part 2)
Fingertips cut off for $400..."Secret Agent" caught after high speed chase...North Face/ South Butt lawsuit
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The News You Missed 12-18
The final News You Missed for 2009, a look back at the News You Missed that Was 2009. Some old classics return today.
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Shelley's News
Military homecomings, Governor Kaine has some bad news, NASA working with Hampton U on a cloud experiment, cat killers in trouble maybe?? And a teacher in trouble over where she took her class.
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Stupid News 12-18 (Part 1)
Bird Foot Caught in Escalator...Groom Required to Wear Ankle Bracelet...Vampire Leader is an Ass to a Judge
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Stupid News 12-17 (Part 2)
Teen Flashing gets Hit by Car...Bow & Arrow used to stop Break-in...Cop Caught Cheating in Church Parking Lot
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